so my ex and i were getting a little dirty the other day. i was sooo fuckin horny and wanted him so bad that i spend most of monday masturbating (i don't work on mondays). so i decided to send him some pics. and we sent more emails back and forth all week about getting together tonight.

well calls me today and tells me he got fired and doesn't know why. automatically i freak out! i was sending those emails and pics to his company phone...SHIT!!! turns out that isn't why he got fired. some lame ass excuse they couldn't really explain.

but i am so bummed now bc i didn't get my much needed booty call bc he is soo bummed