KuntFaceKelly's journals

So here I am sitting in our kitchen with Majestic Mittens crushing my lap with his over powering gunt. Our jungle in here has gotten a bit larger. We added two new cacti and two new carnivorous ones. I got these cute little blue tea cups from value village that look like little planters, which is what I am using them as. They fit nicely on the window sill.

Last Friday my dear Jenny worked her last shift. Our manager then proceeded to sexual harass her as she was signing out. He came up behind her and kissed and neck and grabbed her by the hips. She told me this later that night when we met up at the bar (I had been pre drinking and saw puppetry of the penis). It really bummed me out. Why? I know, it has nothing to do with me and because he is never that way towards me but I just wish girls never got mistreated or pawed. So, naturally, I started taking to her about how she needs to tell her mum and talk to someone at head office. Last night, I do believe one of my co-workers named Elsie talked to someone about it. Someone that is going to cause a lot of ruckus. I'm not looking forward to new management or whatever occurs. I also took some frozen bananas from work. I got Tim this vegan cook book so I can start making him better vegan meals. One is banana pancakes! Sounds delicious! I don't want him to feel he needs to be vegetarian instead of vegan just to make things more simple. Since I can't give up milk products for more then two days.

So puppetry of the penis was comedy! The cackle of the cougar is still ringing in my ears. We had to be the youngest women there. Everyone around us was going through menopause. Was like a tropical storm in the theater. My favorites were definitely the lockness monster, the snail and greyhound.The things men do in their spare time boggles my mind.

Saturday, I found myself with Tim and Hope at the embassy watching nail splitter, blackbirds, and cursed. Was lovely seeing Tim up there yelling into the microphone and pushing all the young boys around in the pit. He's one hell of a man. I'm so in love. We came home starving, so I made some taco salad and then passed out. Some random girls in the bathroom gave us a pitcher of beer. Hope and Gaisha weren't drinking so I got to down the thing myself. Lovely randoms.

Tim and I had Sunday off so we had a lovely domesticated day. Watched Horton Hears a Who again, put up some curtains, cooked a lovely dinner together, and cuddled with massages to There Will Be Blood. Which we didn't finish.

But on different terms, I use to have a horrible cough! For months and last night and this morning were the first days I didn't have a fit of coughs! Feels good. Did my taxes too! I'm getting a nice lump sum back! Which will be going towards college. Along with all the pay I make working all week long. <3

So, Wednesday was the fashion show! It was lots of fun! Had a good time. I was the smallest and refused to wear heels. Yeah, that's right, I wore my Doc Martins throughout the entire show! That's just how punk I am. Ha! Anyways, someone video taped it and now it's on youtube. Here are a few links with me in it!.
This is just a commercial I was in. It's to stall a bit so the games can be put up and taken down. I'm pretty useless. I just drink beer and look pretty n it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdmzTJlIqCk&feature=related
I'm the show girl in red in this game. I get a little emo with the razors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwAJ_1IqoE&feature=related
I'm big on toilet paper in this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v8izDsfSeY&feature=related
I get to show off a lovely kettle in this one! the girl guessing is my dear friend Jenny. She's the cutest.
This is the show case show down. During practice I had zero props for Hellsiky, or however you spell it. So when I showed up and they gave me the hat coat and fish mitt I was forced to improvise. So I did my best. And yes I bite that fish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glw4XBjgYcM&feature=related
So over all it was awesome. After the show we went to the trip club where I got offered and job and m bofriend was sweet enough to turn it down for me. <3
Tonight a few girlfriends from work and myself are going to see puppetry of the penis. Should be interesting. <3

So my weekend was fantastic! Got to spend it with my bestfriend and number one lover, Tim.
Friday, I was exhausted after work so he just took me home, gave me a much needed full body massage, then tucked me in.
Saturday, we had to take Tim's car in to be serviced then did some record shopping. Came home and took a nap together. I went to work and he went to a Let Down show in Burlington. After work, a few friends and myself came back to the apartment and had a few drinks then went to the bar. I was super tired from smoking oil at work with Brent. So once Tim got back into town and came to the bar, we left. Had some much needed, great sex.
Sunday, we made some cupcakes and took them over to my Grandma's for her 80th birthday. We couldn't stay long because I had fashion show practice. We picked up the girls and headed over to London to the Ceeps. We practiced for a good two and a half hours. Then dropped the ladies off at Jenny's house. Tim and I hit up Dr Seuss' Horton Hears a Who. It was fucking rad. There were a bunch of kids and their parents in there but we out laughed all of them. There is this character named Katie in it and she was total comedy. "In my world everyone is a pony and eats rainbows and poops butterflies!" Then she goes a little cross eyed and backs up into some shrubs. God, I'm laughing right now just thinking about it. We came home and did dishes and what not then stripped down and got to business while Charlie and The Chocolate Factory played in the background.
This week is going to be brutal. Tim is working over time and I work everyday, except Wednesday, which is the fashion show. I'm Bob's Beauty. Woot! I'm not big on dresses and what not but this one dress I wear is SO cute, I think I'm going to buy it. It makes my ass look lovely, which is an accomplishment all on it's own, since I don't have much to work with.
I think I may be a bit of a closet dyke. And all of you ladies are to blame! You're all far too beautiful for your own good. It's making me all confused. There are some girls that don't do it for me at all, they all seem to live here in this town. But I'm hoping to get accepted as a GG and be able to get to meet some of you and definitely befriend you. Record needs to be flipped. Later Lovelies! <3

I a getting my back piece started today at noon. I'm excited and nervous. But I get this way before tattoos. Nothing unusual. I'll be there for a four hour sit then I have to walk my ass to work in the rain (I'm hoping it stops by the time I have to walk). Theres a very good chance we'll be busy tonight at the cinema so I think it's safe to say I won't be going out tonight and will be cranky by the end of it all. I don't know how to post pictures on my journals but I will definitely post a picture of my back on my myspace. If anyone would like to see, you are more then welcome to lurk me. I like lurkers, I am one myself. Anyways, I'm off to my appointment. <3 you ladies.

I'm a little confused today. I got accused of stealing someone else's name. I totally wasn't aware of someone else using this name especially since I usually go by Kelly Kuntface Keillor, which has my real name in it. I'm just confused and don't enjoy being accused of things I know nothing about. I got the message on mayspace, after trying to add a girl. :(
Oh well, it's not like I just took up on being called Kuntface. It's been quite the while. But whatever. I don't know what to do. I've never seen any other girls call themselves this. At least not spelled with a K. I've seen a few girls refer to themselves as cunt something or another.
I have to work this evening, then shall be off for a day. I think Tim and I shall be taking my Grandma some din din and flowers tomorrow, since Sunday is her birthday, which I cannot attend. Fashion show practice. It's going to be alot of fun! I'm one of Bob's beauties and a call down girl. I don't win any prizes though. I'm going to have Tim take pictures and Adam, who does photography for me alot, shall be there capturing the event.  My grandma means alot to me but I have made prior arrangements and I can't back out of them. I feel bad but I'm hoping tomorrow will make up for it.<3

It is complete and total shit out and it's cold as fuck in the apartment today. I have a new side project. My dear friend Justine is moving into her own apartment and wants me to paint her bathroom and what not. Since it's already dark blue I decided on outter space or nautical. Like Port Stanley style. She agreed with nautical. So I went out and got a few things and am prepping for it. Since my bathroom is themed under the sea, it shouldn't be too difficult. The other day, earth hour day, Tim and I got in a little fight. He took me out for dinner and I was playing the drums on random objects at our table with chop sticks. He told me to grow up, took them away from me, gave me dirty looks and wouldn't speak to me. Yeah, I am real immature at time but whatever I'm twenty, gimme a break. Every once in a while I enjoy being a child. Whats wrong with that? Nothing in my eyes as long as it's at an appropriate time and place. He is twenty seven and acts younger then me at times so how the fuck am I to know when it's acceptable or not?! Bah, oh well, we're over it and back in love. Ha ha ha. He got me some beautiful daffidiles. However you spell it. My snake Medusa has turned anorexic. If anyone knows what could be the cause of this PLEASE tell me. I'm worried about my beautiful baby! She has wasted three mice now and it'd been two weeks! I don't know what to do. Except wait. I don't want her to die on me. It would be very upsetting.

I just saw then new girls for purgatory. I'm not in there. I'm guessing I'm not GG material. Or something along those lines. Oh well, they're the ones missing out.  Ha ha ha perhaps I'll start my own site. It's funny how I immediately start to think of revenge. I'm just kidding. I would love to be a part of this but if Julene doesn't want to gimme the opportunity to either flourish or fail then what can I do? Move on. Which I am pretty damn good at. I'm not going out tonight. I barfed at work in front of co workers. So I got sent home early. Lucky me. Tim is out getting colour on his chest piece. He isn't mad about last night. I get away with alot of shit with that wonderful man.I'm very lucky to have him. And am very much in love. I just had a salad break. It was delish! Anyways, I'm going to bed early. Someone tried to get into the apartment while I was in it today. It was an extremely scary experience. They knocked then tried the door knob and then kept trying to get it open. I was very scared. Like what would they have done to me once they got in and found me?! I've been in butt loads of fights but it's a bit different when you're scared shitless. Oh! Saw a fight today right before I went into work. Some kids were all fathered around watching two kids duke it out. T'was decent. Landed a few good ones. Then the cops came and they all ran away. That was funny because we all use to do it when we were kids. Awe, the good olde days, when I'd come home filthy and with a shiner and one hell of a story. I'm off for the night. Nighty night ladies! <3

I got drunk as fuck. Called Tim, woke him up and demanded a ride home from him for myself and a few friends. Aren't I the sweetest?! Then I snored like and angel. Yeah I am a little brat like that. <3. Back to bed for me!

So tonight after work I shall be heading to The Cook in Port. This place has been quite the kick to my friends and myself. We use to try and get in when we were under age. One time after drinking at on the beach with everyone, I had a little sandbox in my beer bong so I went into The Cook with it to give it a little rinse. Long story short, I got kicked out, smashed a bottle, split my hand open, stumbled down the road to Macs were I bled everywhere assuring the bitch employee I didn't have aids. Anyways, it is closing this weekend and tonight is their last open mic. We always go for their Thursday open mic. It's a great place that I will be sad to see close and shall miss a lot. But all good things always come to an end. At least I keep finding it that way. Just like this entry. When you are in purgatory are you allowed to see yourself being voted on? And the members comments? I really hope so. Or else I would go insane. VERY insane. More then i already am. Next Friday I get my back piece started. I can't wait but am mildly nervous. I'm not too sure why but I just am. To any of you that have facebook.com , please feel free to add me! That's pretty much the best way to keep tabs on me and view a butt load of my pictures. I am Kelly Kuntface Keillor. I also have myspace, Kuntface Kelly. And MSN! lilshmoe@hotmail.com. I could go for some more, new interesting friends. Especially since I don't have a day job currently and just sit around doing whatever the fuck I feel like. Which usually ends in me in front of my laptop. Don't be shy, I'm only a kunt when provoked. <3

It is sooo fucking nice out today! My goodness. I just walked downtown. Got some cupcake shit and canvas. Gunna do some shit today! Then I have to work, which is bummy but whatever I need the cash badly. School is going to bleed me dry, so I should try and make as much as possible. I decided how I shall decorate the one living room wall. I'm going to do a series of skeleton paintings and fill the entire wall with them. Animal skeletons, not human. Should be interesting. add comment view comments (1)