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1. Fucking
2. Ass-fucking
3. Head
4. Second person for car pool lane
5. Scarecrow
6. Good listener
7. Clothes model
8. Hunting Target
9. Baby Sitter
10.Conversation Piece
11.Paperweight
12.Doorstop
13.Wigmodel
14.Pincushion
15.Beer stand
16.Parasol
17.Footstool
18.Beanbag
19.Coatrack
20.Scratching post
21.Throw Pillow
22.Toilet Seat Cover
23.Counter Weight
24.Hole Plug
25.Planter
26.TV Stand
27.Bobber For Fishing
28.Allaby
29.Ashtray
30.Coat For any Occasion, Rain Winter or just for style
31.Protest Sign
32.Bath Towel
33.Mop
34.Club
35.Punching Bag
36.Floatation Device
37.Chew toy
38.Mount
39.Car Stand, after you jack the car up
40.Urine Samples - Though you have to slice that one open
41.Replace the Angel on top of the Christmas tree
42.Backpack
43.Candleabra
44.Esil
45.Pillow
46.Fly catcher (cover her in honey or whatever flies like)
47.Stackable
48.Puzzle (you'd have to cut her up first)
49.Truck bed weight (instead of sandbags)
50.Golf bag
51.Hand Warmer
52.Sled
53.Make-up model
54.Lamp (Requires some wireing, lamp shade goes ontop)
55.Teddy Bear (Teddy Hooker)
56.Christmas Stocking
57.CPR Dummie
58.Shrimp Net
59.Snow Angel Maker (Throw 'em on the ground and shake 'em)
60.Knife Holder
61.Prop for practical joke
62.Bird bath
63.Barbie doll
64.Curtains
65.Cookie jar
66.Bottle opener
67.Witness
68.Kindeling..burging wood
69.Puppet
70.Vacuum cover
71.Hammer
72.Finger Prints (if you need to commit a crime)
73.Chandeler
74.Kiddie Seat
75.Burgular Deterrent
76.Doormat
78.Pinyata
79.Air Freshener (Must be marinated in favorite scent)
80.Speed Bump
81.To hold you spot in line
82.Tee for Tee ball or golf
83.Kite (Need hand glider and boat..car)
84.Swing (replace the tire)
85.Bulleten Board
86."Legal guardian" (For getting into movies and such, for minors)
87.Dance Partner
88.Candy Dish (Even better if the hooker's name WAS Candy)
89.The other half of hamburger helper
90.Flag
91.Picnic Table
92.Cutting Board
93.Halloween Decorations
94.Punch Bowl
95.Still Model (For paintings, catalogs, "family" photos)
96.Coushion (for chairs, benches, bleachers...)
97.Tether Ball
98.Art
99.Muffler
100.Easter Basket
101.Grappeling Hook

Everytime I put extra thought into the Deadhooker muffler it makes me laugh. Like, attaching her to the exaust pipe and to the car. Bolts? Rivits? Of course her head should be the end where the exaust 'should' come out. But I could see how one might think other wise since a hookers mouth is for wrapping around things shaped like pipes. You could position her head different ways depending how you staple her hair to the back bumper. Then there is the deadhooker grappeling hook. Toss, thunk, yank yank, climb.