JustinCali

So the weekend after my school crazed week was amazing to say the least. It was all about leisure and lounging. A 3 day time frame of nonchalant drinking/smoking. I had to open the gym early on Saturday but afterwards I went over to my best friend's house for her bbq for her 21st. The funny thing about that is I guess my sister's boyfriend Jeff was also having birthday celebrations that night and so everyone was basically flaking out on the bbq to go to Jeff's and they're litterally like minuites away..and what's even funnier is that people didn't have the balls to say Sorry Kristen, I'm going to go to Jeff's, instead she got responses like uhhh I got some errands to run and shit..and people didn't say anything about Jeff's until she said oh yeah I might go and then people all of a sudden were like oh yeah?! cool I'll see you there then for sure...AND I didn't even hear about this from my sister or jeff I heard it from a homie that was going..family you're sooo cool about notifying other family about such events, although I'm not 21 yet but still it'd be nice to know about such things...people are fuckin silly sometimes..

Jeff, myself, and my sister

we we're watching pool races


there was an audience on the other side


bleh anyways back to Kristen's house..

Lexi and I..she used to chill a lot and then she became a baby mama.
hahaha we always thought she'd be the last one too because she was always down to get beat up for any of the boys..


Kristen, Koa (Lexi's baby), and Lexi...yeah Lexi is from hawaii..she still speaks pigeon to us sometimes..


Oliver this guy's like my brother..haha he's 3 or 4 years younger then the rest of the boys so he grew up way faster, shotgunning brews since 7th grade. hahaha oli-boy


so I don't drink tequila that often because usually the only liquer I drink is rum or whiskey. but yeah that whole night was just new castles, tequila, and mary jane..I most definitely got my fill and this was pretty much where I stoped remembering stuff


kristen said I was bein a silly drunk and so she told me to take a picture with her...

theres no more pictures after that but I know the night went on till like 3 I woke up and they were fuckin with some guy on the couch like holdin his nose and shit. anyways I crashed out then woke up and ate massive amounts of bbq skewers/chicken/carne asada. What better way to spend a weekend then get drunk and fat? Gluttons have the life..

Being that I conquered the hardships of being a student this week I decided that I deserved to delve into some self righteous debauchery. It's basically how I cope with school (I'm sure as many others do).


Eli (that guy) says yo man party @ my house thursday.

The Beginning of Where it Went Wrong:

Claire. Claire is always there, and is always loud and rowdy. Now on this particular Thursday we had an old friend of a friend come over who just got out of jail who goes by the name of punk rock cody. Now Claire being Claire walks up to Cody in her classy drunken fashion and says I don't give a fuck Cody I'll fuck your shit up. Cody laughs it off and he says nah I don't play that shit. Claire slaps him, so as I expected he slaps her back and little ol' Claire comes runnin to the boys, making a big commotion that some guy hit her. No one knows Cody besides one guy though, he's a friend of a friend remember? But Claire was just fuckin askin for it, so I explained it to the boys and they broke it down for claire, you can't be a bitch if you want to play big boy games. So by now everyone is saying he said she said because no one knows the guy but Claire finally stops being a little bitch and admits that it's her fault...

so that happends..the night goes on people get more drunk, then people start getting more tired and people start leaving..by the time people are finding their drunken sleep spots I run down stairs hearing screams of bloody murder..I didn't see it happen but apparently Eli gets socked square to the face...so the story goes..so says Eli...there was people making out in my room so I told them to get out because they ain't fuckin in my bed and the guy comes back with yo man we were only makin outt...so Eli says I dont give a fuck just get out of my room..so on the way up the guy starts talkin shit to Eli and Eli pushes him and once that happend all the boys immediately hopped up and got in between them and then guy got a hook around the crowd and got Eli..blah blah blah yeah fun filled drama night..

get 4 chapters of stats hw done by 330 then go study econ and get econ pre test 4,5, and 6 done by 7 then study for chem test from 7 till my brain oozes out my ears...fuckin suh-weet...mary jane where you at?

I love when you haven't seen friends in a long while and then you go out for drinks and its like they were never gone. I also love drinking with my friends when they're on crutches and still getting drunk like they've still got full functioning limbs, have you ever seen really drunk people with crutches?! I wanted to record it sooo bad to show you guys, but its been forever since I've seen Jive, I didn't want to put him on the spot like that...Watching drunken stumbles with crutches was too fuckin classic.

I haven't posted pictures in a really long time, but since everyones getting all stoked about halloween already..I think this was 2yrs ago? maybe 3..hahhaa cardboard box transformers



my buddy mike

I haven't even thought of what I'm gonna do this year..the year before this me and mike were cool runnings

as you can tell by the dates and times these we're somewhat spare of the moment costumes

So these past few days I've been downing shots of Robitussin nightime, cuz its the only shit I have and apparently sweating out the sickness didn't work. I'm over being sick.. I rarely ever do get sick, but when I do its pretty bad. I've been hacking up colors I don't usually see and I've been having to breathe out of my mouth and I fuckin hate it.

so my sleep schedule has been conformed to this Robitussin clock, everytime I wake up, which is usually in 4hr increments I just take another 2 shots and then wait for it to kick in then crash back out..hopefully i'll be able to breathe like a normal person soon and not cough like I've been smoking grits for 20yrs