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SO I WAS ON SUPERCULT AND SEEING THIS SHIT MADE MY DAY
ice wizards.
let me start off by saying that ALL wizards are phat!
but, ice wizards are my personal favorites.
if you attack an ice wizard on the street, he'll be all like "abra-whatever"
and blast a stream of frozen ice at you until you are cold.
they live in big giant castles made of ice.
they are probably somehow connected to eskimoes.
they are most effective at fighting dragons,
because they can freeze their fire.
ice wizards like to wear blue or white.
this tells the world "i'm down with ice"
this is also good for hiding in the snow.
according to harry potter, wizards have pet owls.
owls are the subject of a popular "knock-knock" joke.
it isn't very funny, and neither are ice wizards.
they have no time for humor.
ice wizards.
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HOLDFAST
hahahaha no silly...i miss you, and thanks for calling the other day nukka..it made my day..since i just got shitty news at work and yeah one day we will sail the 7 seas an fight pirates together..id love that
Marl
:] I would love that too <3 I'm glad me calling you made your day :D call me sometimes and stay safe!
Stella
youre a dork.
Therese
haha, i must say, i enjoyed reading that. very nice.
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Wtf papa? Were you on sugar rush when you wrote this?! Oh well, I love you sailor <3