-So I lied. I'm in Toronto with a bunch of crazy girls. I'm kinda drunk, eating Nacho Cheese Doritos in my room. The water is funny tasting here. So is the shitty Beck's and Stella I consumed. Even the Guinness was weird. It was room temp. BLEGH to that. Tomorrow is Redeemer!!!! Somewhere downtown. Haaa.
-It's a humid city. I sweat when I'm outside. I wandered around the city today. It's really nice, really peaceful. I've bonded with several cab drivers. They are all mostly of the Middle East region. Their accents remind me of my father.
-Alice is fake tall, Marla is tall tall, Eddie is annoying, Amythia wears capes, Livia hates me, Swindle swindles my weird canadian dollars, Wren knows the guy from Chromeo, Aria has umbrellas, Madie likes Pantera (<3). Then there are more I don't even know yet. Pictures when I return home.
-A FUCKING SQUIRREL WANDERED INTO MY ROOM. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Fuck it, I'm going to Erotica L.A. in a few minutes. Time to chop it up with pornstars.
So today was game one of the basketball league I joined with my friends. Playing with a slight headache isn't too fun. We lost 50-33. I had 0 points. ZERO POINTS. At least I dished out enough hard fouls to intimidate the other team. Motherfuckers.