-It's almost three, and I haven't showered. I've been awake for less than an hour. What the fuck? It's Saturday. There are birthdays to be celebrated. There are Guinnessessessessss to be consumed.
My name is Farhaad, and I am the proud owner of this:

SO FUCKING EXCITED.
mfhaad: i had an intense dream
julenehorowitz: about?
mfhaad: about larry bird scoring 16 points in like 1 minute to beat the detroit pistons
julenehorowitz: you're a nerd
mfhaad: it felt so authentic. like i was really there cheering
mfhaad: how am i a nerd?
mfhaad: thats almost some true to life shit