Let's talk about hot boys for awhile.
Actually, let's just look at them.

Synyster Gates.

Zacky Vengeance.

Darin Yevonde.

Travis McCoy. WHAT'S UP.

Gabe Saporta. Latin American Jew Boys are my calling, clearly. Fuuuck yes.

Zacky Vengeance again, with Billy Martin. Mhm. Yes. Now. Right now.

Frank Iero. Clearly dirty rocker boys are what I need in my life.

Hayyyy Bob Bryar.
Fuuuck. I don't even like boys right now. Girls are so my thing. But sometimes I am just like NNGH MEN RIGHT NOW. Tonight is one of those nights I guess.