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I am getting ready to pick up my date for the playoff game tonight in Los Angeles. This will be interesting on a couple of levels. 1. I am not too keen on the girl that I am going with. Hell, she was option #5 on the list of people that I could have taken. 2. I want to see if the teams continue the hostilities from the game last night where the two teams nearly came to blows.

On a different note, I had the most delightful conversation with a lady from Ireland at the book store a little bit ago. I have never spoken to an actual Irish person. I have friends who are Scots and proper British, but no Irish folks. It was a refreshing conversation. It is fun talking to strangers.

This is a pain. I come to get the oil in my car changed (I am not about to do it myself), after all of the not-quite-necessary add-ons, it is $250. The money is not the issue, it is just that is costs more every time that I get the car serviced.

On an unrelated note, I ran into an old wingman of mine while I was getting weekly haircut (Yes, I get it cut every week). It was fun to see him like I did because it is just the right dose. Talking over an improvised lunch is perfect. I saw that he is still with the same girl that he had the last time that I saw him. Serial monogamy serves him well.

I am going out with one of my gurus tonight. I can feel a tounge lashing coming on because of what happened with the virgin. He will tell me that she is loony and that I should have worked it out with her.

Well let's see what my night has in store.

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Well I am totally unattached again. I am done with the girl that I was seeing. I will never date a virgin again. It is an annoyance that I would just not want to deal with ever again.

On another note, I love checking out the site from the comfort of my phone. It makes waiting in line for things way more fun.

So what new girl on here should I be checking out?

I am doing an entry from the comfort of my phone, I must admit this is pretty fun. I am on vacation this week for baseball playoffs . I took a leap of faith hoping my Mets would be in it, but they flamed out on the last day.

The other day I went on a date with a girl who talked out her ex way too much. Why do people do that? If they were that great then why did you split?

I have been seeing another girl who is a virgin, that shit does not work at all. I must be too much of a slut for that kind of stuff. Being her first intrigues me and makes me nervous. I might have to let her go.

well, my movie is starting. Let's see how good Choke is.

SInce I did not go to work today I will make an entry about my mini vacation.

1. If going from LA to the San Francisco or Oakland area, take the 101. The 5 might be the shorter way to go, but the view sucks.

2. Berkeley is a fun town to visit, but I doubt that I could live there. It is the whole difference between SoCal and NorCal.

3. It is a lot more fun when you have someone to go with. And I don't mean with your best friend or dog.

4. The 17 mile drive is awesome. I ran into Bill Murray outside of the Pebble Beach Golf Course. That was an unexpected bonus.

5. Big Sur is a lot more fun in the daytime. At night it is just a long haul with nowhere to turn.

I would add pictures but my attempt to put my fist through my laptop has made that impossible.

 

So tomorrow I am off to Berkely to watch the Michigan State and Cal football game. I am looking forward to the trip because I have not done the California coastline since I was a kid. I guess things are being added to the itinerary, and I am starting to get nervous. Do I really want to go to Hearst Castle? Not really, but it looks like I am going.

As for today in the office, I was the boss yet again. I got all of the complaint calls. The funniest of which the girl realized that she could have found a job in the time that it is taken her to get her welfare check. I think that is the point, don't get on welfare.  She hung up on me. I think she wants to talk to the Governator Schwarzenegger now. Funny stuff really.

Here is a brief example of the madness that I have to deal with on a daily basis

1. A homeless guy telling me that he wants to kill himself and it will be my fault if he goes through with it.

2. Talking to a host of welfare moms who would rather call me and complain about their check rather than try to find employment. It gets annoying after girl number six.

3. Doing the research to have a fleeing drug felon arrested. This is not a fun part of the job. It breaks up families, but it is the law.

4. Dealing with stupid case workers who don't enforce the rules. It makes it impossible for everyone else because the applicants don't have an idea of what the regulations really are, and their fellow case workers can't figure out what they are doing.

This is just a brief overview of the day-to-day stuff. There will be fun stories to follow.

I am at home for lunch from my fun at the welfare office (Yes, I work there for real) I  was thinking this morning that I might share some of the fun that I hear as part of my daily routine. According to all of my buddies, the insane has become normal to me because I am in it all day. So there will be a post after I get home and if I can pull myself away from Grand Theft Auto IV.