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Tickling peoples brains.... posted : 09/09/09 at 05:24pm pst

So I sat my parents down and told them that I was coming out of the closet...  Mom, Dad....I'm a lesbian.  My mother died laughing....my poor sweet dad looks worried and asks if my wife knows.....  LoL.  I'm going to Hell....  Anyone want me to save them a seat?

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So so news. posted : 09/04/09 at 06:32pm pst

Well I'm still employed.  Thats a good thing considering so many are depending on me for support lately.  Unfortunately, I'll be working in town and not on the North Slope.  It's been years since I've worked in a "city"...  It's going to be be a weird adjustment.  Ugh...in an office...with like people and cubicles, the smell of xerox

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Aint that a bitch.... posted : 09/02/09 at 10:10pm pst

This just in....  My project funding has been cut.  After this month...I'm out of work.  Somehow I'm not surprised.   Ah...the sound of three years being flushed down the toilet....

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Polar Bear Close-ups and Employee parking posted : 09/01/09 at 11:11am pst listening to:The hum of 3 computers and Semis passing by

Today is a good day.....  Gotta love working for a big corporation who can't keep track of it's people.  I was awarded the VIP Parking Spot this month.  At the Houston, Texas office....  Well that spot is going to be empty because I've never lived or worked there.  At least they know how to directly deposit my pay...

I was also able to get

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The Elusive Polar Bear posted : 08/19/09 at 05:53pm pst listening to:Massive Attack

 

 

 

 

"Ice Box" ( affectionatly dubbed by Brodi) came ashore on the road to the Endicott and Liberty Pads a couple weeks ago.  She or He (I didn't bother checking) was either just curious and wanted to look around or decided to try their luck at  either muskox or caribou dinners.  Seal and sea lion tend to be a little fatty and a little on

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Name Arctik X Age 31 Occupation Field Engineer, but I'm really cool! Really! Gosh darnit people like me! Location Alaska. Seriously Hometown Wherever I lay my head. Sign Capricorn About Me I like being me. Fuck stereotypes. I generally don't judge people, because its not right and I don't like people judging me. But lets face it...I'm only human...and if someone is a fucktard...I'm callin em on it. I could sit here and talk about myself, but I'll just spout off my thoughts about a few subjects and let you form an opinion for yourselves... Gay Clubs: I like like Drag shows. They're a lot of fun. They don't water down your drinks, and you can always find someone at the pool tables. Abortion: It sucks that there are a few irresponsible people who use it as a form of birth control. But I'll be damned if I ever grow enough balls to tell a woman what she can or can't do with her body. STFU and mind your own business. The Environment: We broke it, we fix it. Religion: To each his or her own. Drink the poison Kool Aid or don't. Extremists wear their religion like heavy perfume... It reeks and chokes those around them. Politics:I wanna force the world's lawyers and politicians into a big steel cage and let them deal with and finish the shit they start. The Military: I was a soldier for eight years. A means to an end. I love and miss it's way of life. We were all brothers and sisters, and loved and lived for the moment because we knew tomorrow was never certain. I'd love to have our troops return home, but I understand that they can't do us any good here. They are keeping the fight off our streets, and in doing so protecting those they love, the very thing that America represents to each of them. Well thats all for now. I need to get back to pretending to work. Why Im a GodsGirl's Member I like to surround myself with people smarter than myself? No seriously. Boobies had absolutely nothing to do with it! Superhero Power Being fire proof, Blue screen of Death ray Sexual fantasy Ha! This is a trick question isn't it?! Weapon of Choice Logitech G7 Lazer Mouse.... I dont like cords. Hobbies Guns, comics, anime, video games and making fun of well established stupid people. Music Many, many types Movies Anything with action. Horror flix,the cheesier the better. Books Koontz, King, Clancy and Cussler TV History and Discovery and Science channels. Myth Busters kick ass! Art Myself, and a few talented or insane others. Food As long as it's dead Education Gets pleanty Status Married Orientation Straight Ethnicity Human Birthday jan 09 Who I Idolize Foamy. He sez all the things I think but cant always say. Goals To be a better man than I was the day before. Bedtime attire Bed sheets Nerdy Secret Pleasure Sleeping in my AMD silk boxers My Favorite GodsGirls I love you all! Unicorn or Pegasus? Having wings is better than having a horn stuck in the middle of your forehead. if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? With his aim? I'd probably never even notice. My Website
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