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posted : Jun 20, 2017 @ 03:58PM pst

at this point, my libido either wants to be strictly lez, or dominated by a hot, older Daddy. 

freaking out

posted : May 17, 2017 @ 07:01AM pst

well, apparently i'm not the only one with bronchitis. i spoke to two strangers yesterday who have been suffering from bronchitis for two weeks, like me. fuck spring. fuck all this bukakke polination shit!! i keep hockin' big honkin' loogies, and can't fucking breathe! 

cause of this, i'm way behind on my grad work, and it's finals week. i'm...

Going Minimalist

posted : May 14, 2017 @ 05:48PM pst

With my current physical and mental health, I feel the need to start living a minimalist life. 

Steps to be completed: 

1. Delete Facebook profile (and any other profile I find distracting, hurtful, and useless for my brain) *completed 

2. Start trimming my wardrobe to the essentials, aka stuff I know I'll always wear. When looking

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Da Work, Da Pain, Da Booty

posted : Apr 25, 2017 @ 05:39PM pst listening to : Die Antwoord "Mount Ninji and Da Nice Time Kid"

i've finally handed in everything that my old job required of me, and yesterday as i was dropping off my keys, the administrator would not stop yapping my ear off. she was never interested in talking to me when i was working there. asked all sorts of things about my job. i felt she was probably being the condescending bitch she usually is, so i...

Panties 2.0

posted : Mar 12, 2017 @ 11:48AM pst listening to : Lady Gaga

i may have made the mistake of getting an Aerie credit card. now it's soft panties, all the time. sometimes i feel like an awkward poster child for the salvation army. now i feel like an awkward poster child for aerie and american eagle. #shamelessplug? 

with no romance or sexy times on the horizon, i've been on a bit of a spending binge. my...

impromptu amateur porn

posted : Jan 31, 2017 @ 03:11PM pst listening to : lesbians on ecstasy

i finally got my hitachi back from my loser ex. asshole took well over a month to get it to me, as well as calling me every stereotypical mysoginist name in the book. but i got it back. 

impromptu snowday called for impromptu amateur pornography...which really only consisted of me looking into a camera while i came. 

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i feel like i...

Fuck

posted : Nov 17, 2016 @ 07:13PM pst listening to : watching Oscar

Procrastination, death, work hassles, stress, pain, sickness, hate, violence...

that's been my week thus far, and it's not even friday. 

i didn't post any of my work for grad school last week, and have been stressing myself out to the max trying to get everything submitted by tonight. 

one of our full timers in the office is out for a...

I'm a special unicorn

posted : Oct 26, 2016 @ 02:13PM pst listening to : watching himym

20 fun facts about me: 

1. i was raised in a pagan-like cultish bubble, heavy in arts 

2. i've played [a variety of instruments] in my lifetime: pentatonic flute, soprano recorder, alto recorder, violin, cello, guitar, bass guitar, soprano and tenor ukulele (and one ukulele tuned higher than soprano; homemade), concertina, and a woodrow....

a "hi, hello, i'm excited to be here"

posted : Oct 12, 2016 @ 03:39PM pst listening to : the ringing in my ears

a 3.5 hour work day is asinine. however, i did get to see my truck driver man for a hot minute, and slip him the tongue. 

now i'm binge watching House, with a kitten asleep next to me, trying to focus on something, anything, but my brain seems to have stopped working momentarily. 

there's something about this weather that simultaneously...