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Yeah, that got you reading. So in the past few days I've managed to get my hood pierced, and an epic cold. Snuffle snuffle sniff. Before I start whining, let me tell you about my amazing experience with MY FIRST GENITAL PIERCING WOOOOO YAYYYY *small fanfare*.
I've wanted my hood done for a while now - it's cute, and they say they feel good. My partner's in PA for 3 weeks so I figure if I'm not having sex anyway, I might as well take this chance and get it done at a good time. I wanted a vertical, but a horizontal was suggested as looking good so, of course, out came the hand mirror. Oh shit, that WOULD look adorable. Shit, that's what I want. I booked myself in at Skinworks, where I've had all my tattoos done but none of my piercings - I had one done in a hairdressers when I was 9, and two done in Claire's, in France, when I was 13. The other 15 I've had done at Otherside, a piercing studio in town here. For a while I thought about going there - I mean Stu of Otherside did my nipples and that was fine - but I wanted to see how this'd go at Skinworks. Came back for my appointment and got led into a cute room in in the back.
Okay, sit up on the edge of here, put your feet on my knees, and open your legs.
Oh shit I thought I could do this with them closed, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I HAVE TO SHOW YOU MY-
It wasn't that bad. I've modelled nude so it didn't squick me out, just struck me as surreal. We spent a load of time marking me out, applying anaesthetic and clamps - when it came to the piercing I felt nothing at all - I thought when James said we were done that we were done with the anaesthetic! Man, why I didn't do this sooner is beyond me. It was a breeze. My lip piercings hurt more than that. Jeez.
Walked outta that joint and had coffee with Tasha, who found this all a little hilarious. She's a jerkbutt like that. Drooled over some dresses in town, got yelled at by a crazy old lady. Went home and promptly shat bricks.
HOW AM I GONNA PEE WITH THIS OH MY GOD. THE STERILE PEE MIGHT LIKE, KILL IT. OH GOD. Yes, I can be that much of a retard sometimes. Turns out wiping was more awkward than peeing. But I'll shut up about the technicalities of my urogenital exploits.
It's sooooooooo cute. But I want to swap it out for a pink titanium smooth segment ring, or barbell. PIIINK. And I can't yet. I can't even masturbate. And yet here I am, sat on GodsGirls, drooling over naked chicks, and throbbing downstairs even more than usual.
WORST IDEA EVER.
Also whine whine whine I have a cold and it's going to my chest, bluhhh.
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Vice
bahahaha agreed.
DarianWhite
You guys are awful! Maybe later <_<
Speaker
cuz if there's one thing that can brighten this shitty day it's your naughty bits?
DarianWhite
:( Why the shitty day? My cold has me wrapped up in a blanket moping, but I'll see what I can do after dinner. But first you gotta spill why today's been so shitty!
Speaker
you don't have to do anything while sick! :)
kitty's at the vet overnight for blockage. they say she'll be okay but i worry about her... and espense.
DarianWhite
I SO have to do things while sick - snuggle my kittens and watch Die Hard, doctor's orders.
OH NOOOOO KITTY D: *squeezes hers half to death* She better be okay! Gah! And I hope your vet isn't one of these assholes that invents all kinds of problems to charge you with later, and that the procedure goes as smoothly for your wallet as for the kitty - I'd be crying myself sick if any of my babies had to go to the vet and selling everything I owned.
I'll be a crazy cat lady rubbing one out over Bruce Willis by the time I'm-
Well yeah, next week.
Speaker
LMAO well yeah, you have to do THAT!
I miss my kitty. She's my favorite aminal ever. :(
I hate sleeping without her.
DarianWhite
:( My cats won't sleep with me, they sleep in a bucket
DarianWhite
Why did I see this coming a mile off from you when I posted this?
Missd13
me 3 me 3 pic pic pic
Nicolette
i've wanted mine done for a while now. i had my christine done, which is a surface piercing in the middle, and that one was the most painful thing i've ever been through. then it pushed out. so i guess i've just been really scared to step back into that realm.
DarianWhite
I was crapping myself before I got mine done, I totally feel you on the fear thing
Bunny
I'm sorry you're sick!
That's awful!
No masturbation! For how long?
DarianWhite
I wasn't given a set limit, but I'm not sure how long it's going to be until I feel safe getting all vigorous around the hoop (hoops have always scared me a little, this is my first!) - maybe a week? Ack. I'm going to have get really good at slow careful motions, really fast!
Bunny
yikes! Hoops terrify me! I got my belly button piercing caught on the carpet one time and ever since then I am overly protective of my piercings!
There has to be some form of getting off that doesn't involve vigorous motions. Ooh! Try the shower head!
DarianWhite
GENIUS! Hahaha, I am so off to take a pre-dinner shower.. and a post dinner shower. I mean, it DOES need cleaning 3x a day... ;D
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