Currin

i used Extenze, and it made me happy, and i got bigggggger! =O

Today something went down at work so epic  i had to share it with everyone. If you have a light stomach or easily vom, you probaly shouldnt continue on, but if your as gross and preverse minded as me, tune in on this tale of an awesome bathroom adventure.  Anyways, today was nothing out of the normal, went to work, slacked off for hours, then at some point had to make a trip to the mens room to bake some brownies. I was minding my business, just getting some r&r time in on the crapper, playing on my phone, and then out of nowhere the madness started. The guy occupying the stall next to me just started blasting some hardcore meatloaf, ive never heard that loud of a noise in a bathroom before, besides like the time i was in a outhouse at an outdoor concert. So this guy is just like blasting his whole life out of his ass, then when i thought he was done, he stands up n strips off his pants n throws his what once were whitie tighties and socks on the floor, hooks em with his shoe, n slides em around to the back of the toilet.  Me watching all of this awesomeness go down trying to hold in my laughing n gagging at the same time, ran back out to do what every guy would do, show my  friend the aftermath of the most triumphant display of mud dumping i have ever witnessed.  In total awe, Mike had to snap a couple shots on his cam phone, i guess it was just a classic picture moment. Ahhhha! Hope you enjoyed this entertaining piece of shit lit. Definately the highlight of my day! =p

After going home this past wkend n watching nonstop Hannah Montana madness with my  2 little 12 yr old twin sisters, i thought to myself in my bored stupor, shes one hip little chic, when are they ever going to come out with underwear with her face on em? hot right? Even better yet, if they made some with her dad in his mullet prime on the back, then i would actually have some really hard partying going on in the back. I would definately cop me a pair of some Cyrus chonies. Yah anyways another bored journal. It would have been longer, but i actually have a pretty serious Wii tennis match with the mates in about 10 min. Come drop me some liners, ill be smacking some balls around =p

It has been like way super long since i got on this journal thing, there just hasnt been anything amasing or significant come up for months worth writing about i guess. Just a lot of bumming around n random ball n ass scratching. But thought i would give everyone an update, for fun sake. I was in a serious relationship for awhile, n it made me a better person in so many ways. I quit smoking, quit drinking, quit internet porn, ok wait ,that ones a lie, but i even quit eating fast food. Having a girlfrend makes you realize how much the grocery department at Walmart kicks ass! But all of this ended about 2 months ago, when i was kicked to the curb by who i thought was a really cool girlfriend, she still is cool n everything, just moving on to bigger n better guys i guess. There was no cheating going on or infidelity or stuff behind others backs, it was just mutual between both of us that we both wanted to move on. blah blah blah i never really talk this much about relationships, so im cutting the dr phil crap off. Im still doing good with everything else, still not smoking, working 2 fun jobs, n being a dumb little kid most of the time. Waiting on my uncle sam rebate check to show up in the mail, so i can finally go out n get the Taco Bell logo tatted on my buttcheek. Im a sucker for dumb tats, but considering im a die hard taco bell junkie n live off there awesome dillas n chinchillas 5 or 6 times a week, i guess it has some kind of meaning right? haha. Well, i think ive wrote way more then i planned on, so the rambling stops here. Until someone hits me up with a line sometime soon, then ill return you with a bunch more dumb lines n give u the most awesomely dumb convo ever. haha =p

it would be badical if someone could make me some virtual omlets fer breakfamest. pronounced Ohm-laes. yesh, n sum waffles[ pronounced Waff-laes] with sum serp tew eh? everything sounds better in French. mmm mmm betch. but if yew dont feel like makin meh breakfamest jus talk to me. im sippin black coffee n convos r the best over a cup a joe=]