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i found this to be amusing.
p.s. - one should not attempt to shave ones coin-purse in a jiffy. it will only result in broken dreams and shattered lives.
that is all.
-jacob
read full entry >So i went to the shooting range last saturday. it was kinda fun shootin' stuff and being all manly and tuff and whatnot. it had been ages since i'd busted a cap in anything. after we went to an old fashioned diner and geeked it up by chatting about our old Vampire: the Masquerade days. then we went on to our normal saturday night
... read full entry >so i haven't been feeling well the past couple of days. nothing horrible, but my office wasn't helping things; im all stuffed up mainly and my office is the editorial dept. at the science factory so there is paper pulp and whatnot in the air which was merely making my head throb like the dickens. so this morning i got to work and instantly i
... read full entry >the weekend is over and it was...erm....fun? yes, ill go with fun. it was exhausting, frustrating, enthusiastic, bipolar, but hey at least the weather was gorgeous. the red haired girl was in town; anytime she comes in my circle of friends throws a giant party at someones domicile. we drank, we laughed, we play street fighter 4 & soul
... read full entry >so the red haired girl sent me this link today. buttercupfestival.com it is amazing. she said it reminded her of me. one can hope when she comes into town this weekend wonderful things will happen. sadly i doubt it...oh well spending time with her is enough for me right now. i've missed her like the dickens!
i might go to a midnight
... read full entry >Well...i hate valentines day just as much as any other red blooded american should, but i honestly have to say that this weekend was kind of stellar. Pretty girls and booze-o'-hol, quiet smiles and furtive stares from her to me, then back again. The pretty girl i shouldn't want is slowly stealing bits and pieces of my walls that serve as
... read full entry >my lower joints hurt . actually hurt is sort of an understatement; a metric shit ton of pain is more like it. i have no idea why i hurt , but when i got to work at the science factory i was limping like the Dickens! i told myself to fight through the pain but when i took the steps from my office to the cafe i almost passed out.
my hips
... read full entry >whatever happened to the "online now button" that was up at the top of the screen? its has disappeared from my thingy. because of this i am crestfallen...
okay im really not. . .
my laptop crashed. so i need to find a way to make some extra money to get a a new one.
going to cleveland on friday to see Combichrist. itll be good to get out
... read full entry >So about a year an a half ago i came up with a brilliant idea to save America from its dependency on fossil fuels, well for the most part at least. The idea was to embed solar panels or some sort of electrical generator into the roadways of America turning your morning commute into useable energy for the rest of your city.
i mentioned this idea
stupid winter time. last friday it was 50 degrees. right now its 15 and everthing has a fine layer of ice. with 4-8 inches of snow by noon tomorrow.
yes, winter you are certainly one vile bitch of a season. I spit in your general direction.
STUFF:
a lady i know begged me to be her slave over the weekend; i declined. she gave me her
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