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Kitten Mittons!!!!!!! posted : 11/06/09 at 05:20pm pst listening to : it's always sunny in philadelphia

so i've gotten two hours of sleep in the last 48 hours due to skewl and the science factory.

anyone wanna come over and cuddle? makeout? sideways monkey dance?

 

yes?

no?

maybe?

meh, it was worth a shot right?

 

bewbies & butterscotch

-Jacob

 

p.s.-  i gotz copious amounts of mac n' cheez if that tickles your fancy.

 

 

 

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still teh suck posted : 10/14/09 at 12:11pm pst

Took a nap for a couple hours.

my throat is still on fire.

I sat in the shower for the better part of an hour. 

Planned on walking to the grocery to get some soup, but its 40 degrees and raining Chinchillas and Marmosets.

 

i think ill try to make do with whats here in my humble abode...

eff it im just gonna go play dungeons and dragons the rest of

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teh suck posted : 10/14/09 at 07:15am pst

some vile disease has infiltrated my body.

it suxorz.

my best friend's wedding is on saturday.

ughh...

starry eyed posted : 10/12/09 at 11:10pm pst

every time i see the trailer for Where the Wild Things Are my eyeballs get all watery and shiny.

Goddamn these electric sex pants! posted : 09/28/09 at 11:17pm pst listening to : My brightest diamond- gone away

peanut butter and crackers is the bee's knees and the cat's pajamas.

 

FOR SERIOUS!

 

 

P.S.- I love  The I.T. Crowd

 

also this song is sooooo good.

 

 

Tri-Cera-Tops!

 

-Jacob

 

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Just call me H.R. Puffinstuff. posted : 09/08/09 at 11:06pm pst listening to : gaslight anthem

It is official... I'm mobile again! 

The state of Ohio has agreed to let my silly arse back on the Buckeye asphalt.  All my fines, fees, and other silly dowackeys and whatnots have been taken care of.   If i got a wild hair up my bum and decided to drive to Cali. tomorrow there is nothing The Man could legally do about it.   Oh golly gee

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You're excited? Feel these nipples! posted : 09/02/09 at 10:36pm pst

holy crap i love the movie baseketball.

it made a crappy day suddenly stellar.

KNIFE PARTY! posted : 08/31/09 at 09:46pm pst listening to : Knife Party - Deftones

i got into a knife fight with my hair last week.  I won.

 

(i gotz penguins on me PJ's!)

 

so the interview i had last week went well from what i can tell. 

ill know for sure in a week or so. 

I hope i get it, i really like this whole having a big kid job thing. 

actually im sort just a fan of having money and nice things.

 

fingers perpetually

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things are coming up Millhouse posted : 08/26/09 at 10:29pm pst listening to : takin it easy - planet piss

So i have an interview in tomorrow afternoon for a promotion at the Science Factory.   Basically instead of editing Journals like i do now ill be editing Scientific patents.  the promotion comes with a bunch of perks like french maids, and happy endings...okay i made that up, but ill get a good bit of a raise plus a ton of vacation and personal

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KA-BLAMO! posted : 08/18/09 at 02:50pm pst

so Metric was rather amazing last night.   The show was definitely the best $5 i've spent since that back alley handjob in Thailand.

 

after the show went to Punk Rock Karaoke at the HIV.  then to the wonder basement where us kids went swimming.

 

fun fun fun

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