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so birthday weekend is over, filled with sporadic debauchery and Holy Douch-baggery.
drank my fair share. as to be expected. though woke up without a hangover both days, score one for ole'jakey.
friday highlights:
- drinking.
-was able to recruit a new member into my penguin army. his name is sven, demolitions expert,
-talking with cute italian lady, basically about how much of a whore she is. the conversation ended with her staggering off to go find a carpet to munch, after informing me of the orgy she partook in earlier in the month.
-seeing the red-haired girl brave life and limb to come drink with me at the goth bar for my b-day.
-having at least 20 people buy me drinks. shit-faced, yet barely slurred my speech. should i be worried?
*lowlights*
-see part about italian whore opting for another girl rather than me....grrr
-copious amount of rain and cold.
-steping in puddles
-stepping in puddles wearing chuck taylors
-having to drive.
-ending the night in a house full of gay dudes. all friends and good people, but in the end they arent women, yet still want to sleep with me... frustrating. gay boys love me.
-looking at the clock, while opeing another beer , as it rolls over to 630am and realize i have to be awake in an hour to see my grandmother.
Saturday
as i said i was supposed to see my grandmother and family and stuff who live about 80 miles away. i was piss drunk when i finally got home. it had begun to snow as i came home. so i rush in the house. head immediately to the shower. passed out in shower for at least 45 minutes. though to my suprise when exiting the bathroom i see in that 45 minutes it has turned into a decent sized snowstorm outside. fuck yeah i think. i dont have to go anywhere now. so i take a nap and play video games all day. but it doesnt stop snowing...
god must seriously hate me. because for all his wisdom and stuff he sure is a douchebag. it snowed 6 inches on my main celebratory evening. now 6 inches may not seem like much but when it rains 3 inches on top of the snow. its a horrendous quagmire of pain and suffering. definitely something not to be driving drunk in.
but im stubborn
so i went out anyway.
saturday highlights:
-same friends who bought me drinks on friday forgot and bought me more, SCORE!
-seeing so many friends brave life and limb only to see my sparkling face.
-dancing my ass off with pretty girls.
-hounddogs.
-my greek fishermans hat.
- the night was fun.
*lowlights*
-god in all his douche-baggery for making the weather so shitty
-me in all my drunken jackass-ery in various stages throughout the eveing
- i think i backed into something in my jeep, the back bumper is all scratched to hell.
-trying to be sweet and adorable to the waitresses at hounddogs. it happens naturally when sober, when drunk i can imagine its slightly creepy.
-ending the evening again in a house full of gay dudes. still the same good people. but still no girls. god hates me.
he really does. that guys a dick.
all in all i had "fun" but it coulda been so much more. heres hoping new years will be glorious!
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Romy
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I'm glad you had "fun". Here's a hint. Don't go to the gay suoire (sp? haha) for new year's. Just a thought. Happy late bday!