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Coagulate blog entries

Vaginas are weird

posted : Nov 25, 2010 @ 01:06AM pst

Have you ever had one of those girls in your life that every time you see them the only thought that crosses your brain is how fun it would be to have their legs wrapped around your head?

I have one of those.

At base, she's not a bad person, but ultimately not a very good one.   She's so caught up in her artsy scene BS that if...

Grown Up Stuff

posted : Nov 22, 2010 @ 02:49PM pst listening to : Paperboy-ditty

If there is one thing today that I have accomplished its that at least I put on pants.


posted : Nov 19, 2010 @ 05:19PM pst

I has a date tonight. 

Go Team Venture!!!

Fingers & toes perpetually crossed.

Tee friggin' hee

posted : Nov 11, 2010 @ 11:28PM pst

 This made me happier than a clam is clammy.

(p.s.- if you don't remember Doug go eff yourself  ;]

slow torture :D

posted : Nov 10, 2010 @ 02:37AM pst listening to : anya marina- whatever you like

can't sleep, clown will eat me...

im wired.

about Coagulate

Name Coagulate
Age 26
Gender Male
Relationship Status Single
Sexy Orientation Straight
Occupation Polar Bear
Location columbus
Sign Sagittarius
About Me i like cats.-butterscotch is the finest taste in all the world.-im not a fan of spiders.-i write stories.-optimism and me dont always see eye to eye.-i get nervous around people, but i love people. -i was born without the sense of smell. -pulchritudinous is my favorite word.-
Why Im a GodsGirl's Member why not. everyone needs a reason to put a smile on their face, right?
Superhero Power not eggs-actly sure what to call the power, but it involves turning people to a fine glowing goo. trust me its pretty sweet
Sexual fantasy two beavers and a doorknob...
Weapon of Choice right hand of doom!!!!!
Hobbies i read, i write, i like petting cats, i like being weird
Music the cure, tool, deftones, the arcade fire, murder by death, pedro the lion, skinny puppy, queens of the stone age, dog fasion disco
Movies mad max also anything involving zombies
Books H.P. Lovecraft makes me giddy, J.R.R Tolkien, Max Brooks
TV reno 911, the simpsons, dexter
Art i like art like i like honey-baked hams; only on special occaisions
Food im not much of a eater.
Education i hate you college. you can seriously go eat a dick.
Ethnicity white boy
Birthday dec 17
Who I Idolize zombie jebus.
Goals i have them, they are really nerdy. just trust me on this.
Bedtime attire pantaloons
Nerdy Secret Pleasure well its not really a secret. i am a pretty goddamn huge nerd. so anything that is pleasurable to me ends up being ridiculously nerdy.
Unicorn or Pegasus? Mylings
if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? right hand of DOOM!