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Kitten Mittons!!!!!!! posted : 11/06/09 at 05:20pm pst listening to:it's always sunny in philadelphia

so i've gotten two hours of sleep in the last 48 hours due to skewl and the science factory.

anyone wanna come over and cuddle? makeout? sideways monkey dance?

 

yes?

no?

maybe?

meh, it was worth a shot right?

 

bewbies & butterscotch

-Jacob

 

p.s.-  i gotz copious amounts of mac n' cheez if that tickles your fancy.

 

 

 

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still teh suck posted : 10/14/09 at 12:11pm pst

Took a nap for a couple hours.

my throat is still on fire.

I sat in the shower for the better part of an hour. 

Planned on walking to the grocery to get some soup, but its 40 degrees and raining Chinchillas and Marmosets.

 

i think ill try to make do with whats here in my humble abode...

eff it im just gonna go play dungeons and dragons the rest of

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teh suck posted : 10/14/09 at 07:15am pst

some vile disease has infiltrated my body.

it suxorz.

my best friend's wedding is on saturday.

ughh...

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starry eyed posted : 10/12/09 at 11:10pm pst

every time i see the trailer for Where the Wild Things Are my eyeballs get all watery and shiny.

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Goddamn these electric sex pants! posted : 09/28/09 at 11:17pm pst listening to:My brightest diamond- gone away

peanut butter and crackers is the bee's knees and the cat's pajamas.

 

FOR SERIOUS!

 

 

P.S.- I love  The I.T. Crowd

 

also this song is sooooo good.

 

 

Tri-Cera-Tops!

 

-Jacob

 

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Name rev. jakey c Age 26 Occupation i edit scientific journals at a science factory Location Hometown Sign Sagittarius About Me i like cats.-butterscotch is the finest taste in all the world.-im not a fan of spiders.-i write stories.-optimism and me dont always see eye to eye.-i get nervous around people, but i love people. -i was born without the sense of smell. -pulchritudinous is my favorite word.- Why Im a GodsGirl's Member why not. everyone needs a reason to put a smile on their face, right? Superhero Power not eggs-actly sure what to call the power, but it involves turning people to a fine glowing goo. trust me its pretty sweet Sexual fantasy two beavers and a doorknob... Weapon of Choice right hand of doom!!!!! Hobbies i read, i write, i like petting cats, i like being weird Music the cure, tool, deftones, the arcade fire, murder by death, pedro the lion, skinny puppy, queens of the stone age, dog fasion disco Movies mad max also anything involving zombies Books H.P. Lovecraft makes me giddy, J.R.R Tolkien, Max Brooks TV reno 911, the simpsons, dexter Art i like art like i like honey-baked hams; only on special occaisions Food im not much of a eater. Education i hate you college. you can seriously go eat a dick. Status Single Orientation Straight Ethnicity white boy Birthday dec 17 Who I Idolize zombie jebus. Goals i have them, they are really nerdy. just trust me on this. Bedtime attire pantaloons Nerdy Secret Pleasure well its not really a secret. i am a pretty goddamn huge nerd. so anything that is pleasurable to me ends up being ridiculously nerdy. My Favorite GodsGirls Unicorn or Pegasus? Mylings if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? right hand of DOOM! My Website
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