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Vaginas are weird posted : 11/25/10 at 01:06am pst

Have you ever had one of those girls in your life that every time you see them the only thought that crosses your brain is how fun it would be to have their legs wrapped around your head?

I have one of those.

At base, she's not a bad person, but ultimately not a very good one.   She's so caught up in her artsy scene BS that if your not apart of

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Grown Up Stuff posted : 11/22/10 at 02:49pm pst listening to:Paperboy-ditty

If there is one thing today that I have accomplished its that at least I put on pants.


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rawr! posted : 11/19/10 at 05:19pm pst

I has a date tonight. 


Go Team Venture!!!



Fingers & toes perpetually crossed.



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Tee friggin' hee posted : 11/11/10 at 11:28pm pst

 This made me happier than a clam is clammy.


(p.s.- if you don't remember Doug go eff yourself  ;]


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slow torture :D posted : 11/10/10 at 02:37am pst listening to:anya marina- whatever you like

can't sleep, clown will eat me...

im wired.

stupid clown.

went to a SG event this past weekend at the behest of a close friend.  he's chums with one of them; and i suppose i'm not one to turn down a night surrounded by loverly ladies.  ultimately, it ended up being slow torture as each lady, while sweet, was far more enthralled with canoodling with

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Name Coagulate Age 26 Gender Male Relationship Status Single Sexy Orientation Straight Occupation Polar Bear Location columbus Hometown Sign Sagittarius About Me i like cats.-butterscotch is the finest taste in all the world.-im not a fan of spiders.-i write stories.-optimism and me dont always see eye to eye.-i get nervous around people, but i love people. -i was born without the sense of smell. -pulchritudinous is my favorite word.- Why Im a GodsGirl's Member why not. everyone needs a reason to put a smile on their face, right? Superhero Power not eggs-actly sure what to call the power, but it involves turning people to a fine glowing goo. trust me its pretty sweet Sexual fantasy two beavers and a doorknob... Weapon of Choice right hand of doom!!!!! Hobbies i read, i write, i like petting cats, i like being weird Music the cure, tool, deftones, the arcade fire, murder by death, pedro the lion, skinny puppy, queens of the stone age, dog fasion disco Movies mad max also anything involving zombies Books H.P. Lovecraft makes me giddy, J.R.R Tolkien, Max Brooks TV reno 911, the simpsons, dexter Art i like art like i like honey-baked hams; only on special occaisions Food im not much of a eater. Education i hate you college. you can seriously go eat a dick. Ethnicity white boy Birthday dec 17 Who I Idolize zombie jebus. Goals i have them, they are really nerdy. just trust me on this. Bedtime attire pantaloons Nerdy Secret Pleasure well its not really a secret. i am a pretty goddamn huge nerd. so anything that is pleasurable to me ends up being ridiculously nerdy. My Favorite GodsGirls Unicorn or Pegasus? Mylings if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? right hand of DOOM! My Website