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Wearing my manties to meet some Top Chefs posted : 10/15/09 at 09:23pm pst listening to:Turtle Sex

So I have been talking to a few of the Top Chef Contestants lately and it seems my Manties precede me and I have been invited to a big Chef party with the sidenote that I wear some sexy Manties.  I believe they all agree on my Purple Shag Thong. The things I have to do for Celeb Chefs to eat Pate off my butt.

I AM NOT AN OBJECT!

MY EYES ARE UP HERE!

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Finch
10/15/09 10:36pm pst

.....Seriously?

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BigDirty
10/18/09 10:26pm pst

Yes to the Top Chef contestants, yes to the purple shag thong, no to them eating pate off my butt... at least there is no promise of that, however I am rather convincing.

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Finch
10/18/09 10:56pm pst

I'm more disgusted about you hanging around with Top Chef hacks than wearing a purple shag thong.

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BigDirty
10/19/09 08:37pm pst

You're full of lovely things to say about me.

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Finch
10/19/09 09:24pm pst

I worded that wrong - I'm not the least bit disgusted about you wearing a purple shag thong :)

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BigDirty
10/19/09 10:13pm pst

You know if you weren't so beautiful, smart, and compelling I might take offense.

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mojojones
10/15/09 10:39pm pst

 Dont lie. Youre an object and you love it.

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