AaronSmash

I was in Alameda last week, on the 'BART' going to San Fran. There was a bum on the train - I noticed alot
of movement beneath that smelly jacket of his. Wow, He's masturbating The fuck is he thinking? He's just
looking at the ground. His eyes are open, and he's staring through the floor as if there aren't 9 people on the train within
yards of him. Should I be offended? Should I tell him to stop? No, i'm not mad; I'm actually quite impressed.
He presently has no cares or worries. Maybe that's what I need, maybe it's what we all need, public masturbation.
I'd like to lose a couple pounds and stop smoking. If everytime I get the urge to eat or have a cig I just rub one out, it may just satiate my cravings.
Everytime I'm at a bar or club I smoke a pack or more; Now, thanks to the subtle wisdom of a vagrant, I'll just jerk out a pack of semen.