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orly? well then go fuck yourself! posted : 01/16/09 at 04:24pm pst listening to:aesop rock: "none shall pass"

dear city of west hollywood,

i realize that technically it was my own fault for not moving all overgrown shubbery to ensure it was not blocking a sign that said i couldn't park where i did tuesday night past 7am on wednesday morning. fine, it's my fault you towed my car. i came & picked it up, i paid your outrageous $184 bag of fees even though you're still going to ask me to pay the city $60 for my bullshit parking ticket. FINE!

but you did, in fact, damage my car when you towed it. i know this because now there are a plethora problems that did not exist prior to you towing my car! it is now sitting at the mechanics waiting for judgement to be passed. i have $200 to last me the rest of this month now, and i am guessing it will cost at least that much to fix my car.

this afternoon when i called and politely explained the problem and asked what steps i needed to take/paperwork needed to be filled out for you to rectify the situation the manager of this tow lot proceeded to scream at me that they did not damage my car because they "only touch the wheels". i don't know how i feel about a man managing a tow lot that is not familiar with the procedure of towing a car--but that is a different matter for another upset resident of your fine city to address. my real issue is the fact that the manager told me there was no paperwork (contrary to the person who originally answered the phone that asked if i had filed a claim form with the office) and that if i thought anything was going to be done i could "just fucking sue" you. aside from being yelled at, talked over, told i had no idea what i was talking about, and being intentionally given incorrect information i found my interaction with your towing facility to be fast & easy. perhaps you should consider replacing the person i spoke with, or better yet sending him to some type of anger management course. i distinctly recall saying "i am speaking to you calmly and without raising my voice and would appreciate the same consideration from you" shortly before he told me "LISTEN! YOU ARE NOT... LISTEN TO ME!!!"

long story short, i am incredibly disappointed and enraged. i did nothing to warrant his response and frankly, i think you can all go fuck yourselves.

 

 

lividly yours,

julene horowitz dinosaur obscene

 

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Shyla
01/16/09 04:40pm pst

What a fucktard. I hope there is something you can do.  I'd love to know how you move a car without touching anything but the wheels

Julene
01/16/09 05:30pm pst

i literally almost chewed off my bottom lip when he spouted that gem.


Shyla
01/16/09 05:40pm pst

He must think you are some dumb chick. Are you able to do anything about it?

Ronnie
01/16/09 04:55pm pst

Your letter isn't strongly-worded enough to meet the standards of the internet tough bitch gang.   Please belittle the asshole that yelled at you over the phone more because he fucking deserves it and I know you can come up with something completely magical.

Ugh....what a fucking asshole.   Is there actually anything that you can do about them damaging your car or is it a lost cause?   Sowwy.

Julene
01/16/09 05:28pm pst

the exceptionally choice vocabulary i used shortly after hanging up the phone was not suitable for posting (or repeating) anywhere.

i think i'm going to write a complaint letter but it will take some sneaking around a bit to find out the guys full name. this isn't over! THIS, SIR, IS WAR!

Annaliese
01/16/09 04:56pm pst

im sorry julene =(  what can i make you to eat? 

Julene
01/16/09 05:26pm pst

speghetti? with lots of delicious meat! <3

Annaliese
01/16/09 06:00pm pst

yes!!!!!

Jessie-Lynne
01/16/09 04:57pm pst

My god I would be beyond annoyed.. I hate getting towed.. Chicago is notorious for that

Julene
01/16/09 05:27pm pst

you know i put on my big girl panties and got over the whole towing thing... but the damaged car because of towing that they say i have to sue them for part is what has me all upset now. whatever, i just need to become a hustler. or a pimp.

 

WHAT'S A GIRL GOTTA DO TO GET SOME HARDWORKIN' HOS UP IN THIS HOLLYWOOOOOOOD?

Jessie-Lynne
01/16/09 05:49pm pst

 I would seriously be livid. I'm sorry your dealing with all of that.. what a bunch of bullshit.. =(

BOBFLOWERS
01/16/09 05:05pm pst

The city of Los Angeles is a joke..its like they plan to fuck people over by not triming shrubs, so in fact you cant see the sign..then they bring in the tow company to make a couple of bucks, then to seal the deal they mail you a ticket in place of a "sorry about you're car" Shit sucks. Drink more.

Julene
01/16/09 05:32pm pst

all the ways in which the city stuck it's dick in my proverbial anus in this scenario are seriously out of control. my bank account is in full rape-victim status.

 

BOBFLOWERS
01/16/09 06:05pm pst

You're bank account is in the shower trying to scrub the dirty off.

Anja
01/16/09 05:16pm pst

Bomb the towing company's office, as well as the parking lot.

I fucking hate shit like that; my car got towed in the parking lot of my work, and I had to pay $700 to get it back.  The parking lot attendant was acting like a douche, like, "Oh ho ho, where's your car?"  I told him that I was going to hire a hitman to murder his entire family. 

wychlea
01/16/09 05:34pm pst

It's one of the worst things about L.A.; the way they treat people that own automobiles.  They know they can ream us for whatever moeny they want.  I've actually started taking pictures of my car with my cell phone when I park so I have some kind of physical evidence of where and when I was there.  And living in Hollywood has gotten, like ten times worse in the past 3 years or so.

Fucking blows.

Alexandra
01/16/09 06:12pm pst

that's terrible! im sorry that happened to you.

ps that pic is awesome.

glowskull
01/16/09 06:27pm pst

if it were me i would go in uniform and tell them if they didn't work with me i would have inspectors out their ass combing through everything, but since your not me i say tell them you are in the process of getting a lawyer and seeking legal action, an dmake sure you get ahold of the head person(the boss of the person you talked to).

feastyoureyes
01/16/09 07:56pm pst

Next time, call me.

I am above the law and I don't take shit from anyone.

Julene
01/28/09 08:54pm pst

i just saw this and started laughing hysterically.

feastyoureyes
01/29/09 10:28am pst

This is sheer proof you should talk to me more.

MojoJunkie
01/16/09 10:46pm pst

First off I call bullshit. You are nice polite haha. I would be really pissed off too. You should take a shit in their mailbox! Meh you keep looking better and better looking everytime I see you. What the fuck is up with that.

outstandin
01/17/09 03:08am pst

 Just give me his name and location... I've got people everywhere to make sure they get what they deserve. And you my dear Ms. Obscene do not deserve such poor treatment.   

Alaska
01/17/09 03:16am pst

fucken lame. want me to steal their souls? cause i will and ill eat emz.

Julene
01/17/09 11:07pm pst

please do. NOMNOMNOM

Alaska
01/18/09 09:42pm pst

:D

tylerbrennan
01/17/09 07:08am pst

he was all up on his "i tow shit" high horse.

 

plus he could tell you were a woman, so it was safe for him to assume you knew NOTHING about his complex world of towing shit.

 

dumb people get loud quick.

 

lifegrd31
01/17/09 09:18pm pst

I don't think I have told you this, but I love your letters. They are always a good time, cause frankly you are more of an asshole than I could hope to be. It sucks you got yelled at, because I fucking hate that shit. I am soft spoken, but for some reason people think it is necessary to yell at me when we have a dispute. I never raise my voice. also I love the fact you have dinosaur in your name, because it rules.

badbilly
01/18/09 08:36pm pst

Atorneys... got to hate them but in situations like these they can be a valuable asset. I think if you cannot solve this soon you should go get some advice from one. My new background by the way. :)

Julene
01/19/09 01:05pm pst

yeah i think you're quite right.. considering the mechanic just told me my muffler & tailpipe need to be replaced i'm pretty sure that's something that could easily be attributed to a car being towed improperly.

badbilly
01/19/09 02:36pm pst

It could, and from my experience mechanics will stick you for whatever they can. But if the tow company is paying for it maybe you should get the whole shebang maybe.

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