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- positive, customer -friendly attitude
- skillz
- not going to charge me something stupid like $200/hr
i found him. this is my mermaid, can you tell me who from this website we traced these tits off of?

i have to go back to finish the tail, skin tones, hair, and some background prettyness... but what do you think? i love her. she has epic tits, which make me pretty happy. my mother's going to LOVE when i email her this photo, right?
HERE IS A SHAMELESS PLUG: GO SEE BRENDAN AT UNBREAKABLE TATTOO (WWW.UNBREAKABLETATTOO.COM). he is in studio city and doesn't suck. plus he can put up with me yabbering for several hours on end, so he probably can put up with you too. ;)
today i was supposed to go do something that might have landed me on TMZ and opted to just go to lunch instead. then i got lost and wound up at ikea, which was fine because i really needed a quick-fix comforter until i man-up and drop the cash on a down-filled one. i have a hard time rationalizing $80 comforters when i know the only ones that will ever use it are my cat and i.
my hair looks really tegan & sara (read: tacky dykey) right now and i have to wait until next month to have it done because i am curious if i will continue to attract copious amounts of unwanted male attention by looking like a 12 year old boy. i'll keep you updated on my progress.
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Annaliese
oh that's a good guess too.
Annaliese
thats pretty. they look like implants so i am going to guess Nyx. amirite?
Finch
I'm going to guess Orion's titties.
That is an extremely fine looking mermaid. The link to the tattoo place is unfortunately not working but I'm definitely going to send friends who have long been searching for good parlors in that direction.
Farhaad
I know whose titties those are, and WHOA at how awesome it looks.
Julene
good replication of the photo, yes?
Annaliese
lulu?
Alexandra
beautiful!
Julene
YOU GUYS ARE FAILING SO HARD AT THE BOOBIES!
Annaliese
toryn. i win.
Annaliese
tomi? she has real boobs but they look 'to good to be true'.
Julene
they're based on someone with real boobs, not tomi though.
Annaliese
did i mention that i love guessing games?
Amor
that looks really good. i don't know the titties though, i'm no good at guessing games. but i'm dying to know!
Meg
awww julene you shouldn't have. I mean i know my boobs are perfect but to put them on your skin. its an honor....hahahaha
12 yr old boys are hot
Mame
ALEKS.
but i cheated kinda.
are they orians?!
helica
i think they belong to aleks.
Tori
no wait, i second this.
Julene
DINGDINGDINGGGGG!!
Yael
Beautiful. But I don't know who owns those epic tits ^^
You must be cute with your hair like this ;)
Tori
they look like charity boobies.
CassandraAnne
Stiletto??
Eastyn
As soon as I saw them I thought Stiletto as well.
Anja
Yep, I guess Stiletto also. I've looked at her sets all the damn time, i can easily tell her body apart from others'.
glowskull
guy has a pretty good portfolio
Julene
go give him your money & tell him i sent you. the shop's pretty swanky, too.
glowskull
i actually book marked the site in my possible artists folder, i'm looking to get some work done next summer.
Julene
i have one of those too. i was just stoked my wallet didn't get fucking raped, since all the artists in this state except for maybe 5 have egos bigger than their pretend-cocks.
glowskull
did he charge by the piece or by the hour? i cant even think of five that i know of that do not have the rock star ego going on.
Julene
i think it depends. i mean, will it really hurt you to just go and ask? tell him i sent you, because then he might be really nice to you too.
i think the dudes without ego might all be in that shop but i'm not sure. actually adam barton supposedly doesn't have much of an ego either. so i know of 2, and i'm hoping there's 5.
Jenna
they are definitely not my boobs. my boobs would take up the whole tattoo.
if you were on tmz id be really excited. i bet it would have been you spitting on some gross chicks.
i misses you way much.
Julene
we need to get together and play.
listen, i didn't mean to spit on the girls that one time. my friend (nicknamed scumbag, for chrissake) practically MADE me do that.
TommyCinLA
I confess... THEY'RE MY BOOBS!!!
Okay... explain the male attention to the 12 year old boy thing??? You're kidding right???? I understand the trend lately of fence jumping confused bisexual boys BUT BANGING 12 YEAR OLDS... now that's out! What are you crusing the altar boy crowd??? I don't get it... then again I am an ALL WOMAN kinda guy!!
HEY!!! I get paroled in January... off night shift and will have Friday And Saturdays off!!! I need a partner in crime Miss!!! Soooo get your best drinking game on in fact the first tear I go on will be with a driver and car service waiting outside... that's how off the hook it will be probly be starting at Tinys which usually means I never get out of Tinys cause I love a bar where the womens tats are spelled wrong!!!!!
Julene
i would LOVE to hang out/get rip roaring drunk with you at tiny's! i like tiny's. let me know once your schedule changes and we'll have to go--the non-driving thing is just an added bonus.
that bar is hilarious.
and no, no altar-attending crowd. seriously i look like an oversized little boy.
xHATEx
I LOVE TINYS!!!!!!!!
Julene
you still coming out for christmas or what?
Aleks
i'm so in love with you, yes... it's true. THE BEST
and nothing is wrong with tegan and sara hair.... i have it too hahaha <3 twinz
Marley
that tattoo is aweeeeeeesome. i looove you
Lou
did the package reach the destination lady?
Julene
YES.
and now i have half of hollywood trying to convince me to part with my jacket. that thing is SLAMMIN'. <33333
Bianca
wow this is really beautiful. The artwork is really neat and precise and i love the colors you chose!
Indiana
She does have epic tits. Your dyke-hair experiment amuses me. Lately I've been having compulsive hair cutting issues, and its getting to the point where I better just cut it all off right now, I haven't had a dyke man hair for a couple of years....you should document the amount of male attention you get with your provocative 12 year old boy looks.
Josepha
Thats a beautiful Tattoo... i like the colours so much...
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i wanna say mermaids' tits look like orian's, but i could be wrong...i do like that tattoo btw
i like your hair =]