jamesdeane

Only here for silly little girls who wait until i'm hollowed

to burst me into oblvion.

 

i'm the dandelion.

 

Times like these i wish I had a friend i could cry on.

 

She found somebody new.

 

Which, really, is the worst way to go.

 

It's a bold statement.  "You're boring.  He's better than you and my affection proves it."

 

Of all times of the year. . .

 

_{why now?}

Sarah Palin.  What a bitch.

She's the Republican wet dream and a nightmare for human rights.  Like some b horror movie, she lures you in with her appearance, something spicy beneath that librarian exterior.  Unfortunately, that "something spicy" is. . .

 

. . . .criminalized abortions!

. . . .no same-sex marriage!

. . . .no state aid to same-sex couples!

. . . .creationism in schools!

. . . .killing of polar bears, beluga whales, wolves. . .by any means necessary. . .including that gibberish about Global Warming!

. . . .what's that about corporate bribery?  Huh?

 

It's strange how far back one woman can take America.

Since she's relying primarily on sex appeal and not experience, I'm pretty sure she'd like to get rid of the right for women to vote.

I can't decide if she reminds me more of Celeste Martin or Nurse Cratchett.

Either way, I'm actually afraid.  Sex appeal is a HUGE seller in god's america.  The only way Obama can compete is if he switches his stiff cracker running mate for a baby holding a puppy.  With porn in the background.

I didn't think John McCain and his raptor arms had much of a chance.  Indiana's even looking to swing democratic this year.

I just hope women realize that bajingo does not equal progress.

 

IN other news:

No. I don't know what it is. But it's got something to do with This.  Which is the largest thing I've ever wanted to have sex with.

-jami.

Not really.  I have no deforistization goals.  Perhaps exactly the opposite, even. 

But I do have cross-dressing goals in the very near future.  And a beard.  So I feel a connection to that rugged, log choppin' life.  

Fort Wayne Women's Bureau hosts an annual fundraiser for rape and sexual assault.  Awareness.  Tons of places do the same thing, a little something called "walk a mile in her shoes."  Next saturday (a week from this one), I'll be donning a large pair of hideous pumps and walking a mile in 'em.  Part curiosity, part compassion.  Strike that, all compassion.  I've worn women's shoes before and, I don't know if you know this, they're NOT comfortable. You're supposed to have thirty dollars in pledges in order to participate and I'm there, I've done it with one donor.

It's really pretty strange how many people won't donate because it means I'll be wearing women's shoes.  It's a very serious and decent cause and, frankly, who gives a shit what I'm wearing, you're making lives a safer thing to live.

This isn't a backward brag bit.  Really.  It's a very forward brag bit, but not what you think.  I'm bragging 'cause I get to keep the shoes. 

And anyone reading this would probably enjoy the picture of me in a slinky pair of red heels.

I'm debating shaving my legs.

I hope I'm done in time for T's wedding.  If not, I'll just show up in heels.  It's a formal occasion, right?  Formal footwear is appreciated, right?

Incidentally, anyone who wants to donate is MORE than welcome.  For every thirty dollars over my initial donation, I'll be forcing one of my brothers to join me.  If I run out of brothers, I'll go brothers-in-law.

If I somehow make it through all those, I'll start hunting down every male I know.

Any donation (save cash, obviously) should be made to the Fort Wayne WOMEN'S BUREAU.

If you're around, it'll be Saturday the 6th at 9 a.m., walk starts at 10, in Headwater's Park.  If you don't know where that is and want to, either google it or ask.

I'm passing around this survey for this girl with a one-up mushroom on her pants. It's due on monday and she has to write a research paper on the findings, so I need the results no later than Sunday at noon, but preferably sooner. You can send them to me in a private message or an email. Thanks a ton for helping me out! If you have any questions please feel free to call, email, or text me. I will be available all day friday (today) and all day sunday. If you have roommates, friends, etc who can take it, I'd appreciate them doing it too.




-jami




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