so last night it was the virgin's birthday. we went bowling and had some drinks... birthday cake, singing, flowers, gaysians... it was lovely. after that i went to go see the drips play at the 3 of clubs. show was good (what is saw of it). me and "chazz" threw paper plates at eachother. little wrestling... good times.

so i'm standing at the bar and my friend comes up to me and is all "dude, thats one of my idol's over there". i look at him... he's some ordinary guy. whatever, then i figure out its the singer from jesus lizard. anyway, i get introduced blah blah, he introduces me to his friend "kate". somehow it came up that "kate's" best friend's name is sam... he says "i asked her if i could call her dave, you know, dave & sam". I looked at him blankly having no idea what he was talking about... he turns to my friend and says something to the effect of "must be terrible to be so stupid". fucking assfacemotherfuckerdipshitcocksucker. where the hell DO YOU get off treating people like they're nothing??

so i looked at him said "nice to meet you" with a smarmy look on my face and walked away. i sat around for another half an hour planning my rebuttle to him. trying to think of something absolutely perfect to say... finally, its 2am. i have to go. so, i say fuck it... walk over to the bar, close my tab out and tap that dipshit on the shoulder and say "your comment earlier was rude, unneccessary and its egomaniacle people like you that make me hate this city" and walked away.

aparenlty "chazz" hung out for a minute and walked over to the bar near where high all mighty david yow was standing to listen to what he had to say. i'm told he stood there for a minute with a blank look on his face... his friend "kate" was asking him what i said and he replied with "she just said i'm the reason she hates l.a". i handed him his ass and i'm kind of stoked on myself for it. i found out today, he's not even from here. HAHA... he fit's right in.

anyway, workingworkingworking.

aural salvation tonight? i think so.

annnnnd a date with kat.

xo.
-erin.