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stripper fantasy land posted : 06/05/09 at 05:27am pst

Tonight I stripped to L7 with my full bush wearing pleather thigh high boots.   It is possible for dreams to come true.

I have also been dancing to "I'm On A Boat" a lot.  I think that's hilarious.

One day I want to open my own strip club, and I want all of you girls that are 18 now to come work at it.  If Stiletto and Charlotte aren't retired by then, they can come work day shift, since they'll be a million years old and day shift is when ancient strippers work.  I will make mandatory day shift uniform those ridiculous 80s thongs that come waaaaayyy up on the sides and are only sold in such shades as: yellow, red, primary blue, budweiser, and american flag.  

 

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aardv123
06/05/09 06:05am pst

Don't just tease us with words.  Chelsea stripping with a full bush and pleather thigh high boots conjures up all sorts of pictures.  Photographs please.

Chelsea
06/05/09 03:22pm pst

 you know cameras arent allowed at strip clubs!  dont be naive!  you have to come to austin and see for yourself.

aardv123
06/06/09 09:02am pst

Sadly I'm in Australia so I will just have to let my imagination run riot for now.

aardv123
06/05/09 06:07am pst

PS.  Stiletto in an American flag thong is a very lovely thought too.  Perhaps for the Fourth of July?

Taryn
06/05/09 06:14am pst

 and are only sold in such shades as: yellow, red, primary blue, budweiser, and american flag.

HAHAHA

Coagulate
06/05/09 07:07am pst

last strip club i went too there was a girl dancing that was missing several teeth and a few fingers on one of her hands; she was dancing to fascination street by the cure.  i was as much mesmerized as i was disgusted.  you should hire her too.

Chelsea
06/05/09 03:22pm pst

 i think i kinda aspire to be her.

Coagulate
06/05/09 04:10pm pst

well please dont try to lose any teeth or fingers, cuz darling you need to get any prettier:)

Sadie
06/05/09 07:34am pst

Photographic evidence, please?

I went to the Glitter Gulch on Fremont Street in Vegas a few years ago and it was just like that!!

Oh wait, except they wore the day shift uniform at night and I'm not sure about the coloring of the thongs, you know, because of the black lights (they glowed like magic). But there was most definitely an American flag thong.

Score!

Sublive
06/05/09 08:53am pst

Ha That Fucking Rules! the world needs more full bush!

you should make them tease their hair also!

Viola
06/05/09 09:33am pst

Have you and Charlotte been on a bush growing kick? She was showing me hers not two hours ago!

Chelsea
06/05/09 03:23pm pst

 Charlotte is my wife.  We needn't talk about our pubes, as we are always on the same page regardless.  Magical.

Viola
06/05/09 09:17pm pst

Haha, yes, she has told me this!

Farah
06/05/09 09:47am pst

Just the thought of that is HOT HOT... I would be there in SECONDS!

 

Krystyn
06/05/09 10:21am pst

When I am 47 may I PLEASE work the day shift in the budweiser thong?? I promise to have have chunky fake nails and leather skin by then!!

Peg
06/05/09 11:30am pst

i would totally strip for you. as long as i can strip to murder city devils and peaches, it's a deal.

ps- i <3 your face

lst2hollywood
06/05/09 01:03pm pst

I'm on a boat "CLASSIC" I would luv 2 c a stripper dance 2 dat!!!

Wren
06/05/09 01:39pm pst

bahaha can i be the  bartender and just  chain smoke all day?

Chelsea
06/05/09 03:27pm pst

 well, youre obviously NOT allowed to strip.  you are dangerous.  You might peg a stripper in the head with your high heel on accident.

Wren
06/05/09 05:42pm pst

bahahahaah it  would probly be the highlight of my life

JustNick
06/05/09 02:07pm pst

haha 80s thongs  and a full bush ? barf

Chelsea
06/05/09 03:26pm pst

 you are barf.  men who are scared of bush really need to do some soul searching.  hair is sexy and womanly.  i would NEVER want to sleep with a girl who was completely shaved.  Not that I dont know girls who are really hot and are completely bare, but you know....if they want me theyre going to have to grow out....dems the rules.

JustNick
06/05/09 04:50pm pst

haha  well what exactly do you mean by full bush ? i mean sure hairs ok  but i mean all over the place and not well groomed  = not good =S  please tell me your atleast keeping your bush well groomed  and nice and neat hahah ... shit i prefer a landing strip or a triangle but  a full 1970s bush is  no good

Martini07
06/05/09 03:26pm pst

If you own a stripclub I want to be your audio guy =)

Chelsea
06/05/09 03:30pm pst

 Deal, but youre not allowed to hassle girls if they only tip you 10 dollars.  10 bucks is plenty to press play.

Martini07
06/05/09 03:52pm pst

that's fine with me

Athame
06/06/09 03:10pm pst

I love that video too! Your club sounds like a good idea, although those undies from the 80s I can do without lol.

KPA4life
06/08/09 03:49pm pst

 i tried to get a few girls to dance to "im on a boat" in vegas last weekend but to no avail. looks like i should have offered more than $40

runaway
06/12/09 03:26am pst

Ill be that seedy d00d in the corner that spends all of his time grinning and secretly "rubbing one out", and when ever a girl comes near me ill giggle uncontrolably.

 

come to think of it im already pritty close too that guy in real life =|

Violeta
06/14/09 03:39pm pst

 ah.

i work with the fantastic 50 yr olds you speak of.

we are totally not allowed to wear thongs, but we draw little eyes and hearts on our nipples with hot pink latex

Chelsea
06/14/09 10:21pm pst

 wait...strippers without g strings?  thats like a sandwich without bread!  where on earth do you live??

Violeta
06/18/09 10:20am pst

houston.

i work in this itty bitty club in montrose.

i just started so i havent gotten my license yet.

but yea most of the clubs down here are latex up and we have to wear  hooter like full bottom shorts ;c

Chelsea
06/21/09 06:20pm pst

i hear money is great in houston.  let me know how it is!

Josie
07/23/09 09:40pm pst

i will dance for you any day of the week as long as i can keep dancing to the Murder dolls. As far as the thongs fucking awesome idea =)

Chelsea
07/25/09 05:23pm pst

 hahahh those dudes used to come into a club i worked at.  Charlotte and I drank with them a bunch.  Hahahahah.  total nerds.

Josie
07/25/09 09:17pm pst

hahahaha nice! they are super nerds but super sweet too. =)

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