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Tonight I stripped to L7 with my full bush wearing pleather thigh high boots. It is possible for dreams to come true.
I have also been dancing to "I'm On A Boat" a lot. I think that's hilarious.
One day I want to open my own strip club, and I want all of you girls that are 18 now to come work at it. If Stiletto and Charlotte aren't retired by then, they can come work day shift, since they'll be a million years old and day shift is when ancient strippers work. I will make mandatory day shift uniform those ridiculous 80s thongs that come waaaaayyy up on the sides and are only sold in such shades as: yellow, red, primary blue, budweiser, and american flag.
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Chelsea
you know cameras arent allowed at strip clubs! dont be naive! you have to come to austin and see for yourself.
aardv123
Sadly I'm in Australia so I will just have to let my imagination run riot for now.
aardv123
PS. Stiletto in an American flag thong is a very lovely thought too. Perhaps for the Fourth of July?
Taryn
and are only sold in such shades as: yellow, red, primary blue, budweiser, and american flag.
HAHAHA
Coagulate
last strip club i went too there was a girl dancing that was missing several teeth and a few fingers on one of her hands; she was dancing to fascination street by the cure. i was as much mesmerized as i was disgusted. you should hire her too.
Chelsea
i think i kinda aspire to be her.
Coagulate
well please dont try to lose any teeth or fingers, cuz darling you need to get any prettier:)
Sadie
Photographic evidence, please?
I went to the Glitter Gulch on Fremont Street in Vegas a few years ago and it was just like that!!
Oh wait, except they wore the day shift uniform at night and I'm not sure about the coloring of the thongs, you know, because of the black lights (they glowed like magic). But there was most definitely an American flag thong.
Score!
Sublive
Ha That Fucking Rules! the world needs more full bush!
you should make them tease their hair also!
Viola
Have you and Charlotte been on a bush growing kick? She was showing me hers not two hours ago!
Chelsea
Charlotte is my wife. We needn't talk about our pubes, as we are always on the same page regardless. Magical.
Viola
Haha, yes, she has told me this!
Farah
Just the thought of that is HOT HOT... I would be there in SECONDS!
Krystyn
When I am 47 may I PLEASE work the day shift in the budweiser thong?? I promise to have have chunky fake nails and leather skin by then!!
Peg
i would totally strip for you. as long as i can strip to murder city devils and peaches, it's a deal.
ps- i <3 your face
lst2hollywood
I'm on a boat "CLASSIC" I would luv 2 c a stripper dance 2 dat!!!
Wren
bahaha can i be the bartender and just chain smoke all day?
Chelsea
well, youre obviously NOT allowed to strip. you are dangerous. You might peg a stripper in the head with your high heel on accident.
Wren
bahahahaah it would probly be the highlight of my life
JustNick
haha 80s thongs and a full bush ? barf
Chelsea
you are barf. men who are scared of bush really need to do some soul searching. hair is sexy and womanly. i would NEVER want to sleep with a girl who was completely shaved. Not that I dont know girls who are really hot and are completely bare, but you know....if they want me theyre going to have to grow out....dems the rules.
JustNick
haha well what exactly do you mean by full bush ? i mean sure hairs ok but i mean all over the place and not well groomed = not good =S please tell me your atleast keeping your bush well groomed and nice and neat hahah ... shit i prefer a landing strip or a triangle but a full 1970s bush is no good
Martini07
If you own a stripclub I want to be your audio guy =)
Chelsea
Deal, but youre not allowed to hassle girls if they only tip you 10 dollars. 10 bucks is plenty to press play.
Martini07
that's fine with me
Athame
I love that video too! Your club sounds like a good idea, although those undies from the 80s I can do without lol.
KPA4life
i tried to get a few girls to dance to "im on a boat" in vegas last weekend but to no avail. looks like i should have offered more than $40
runaway
Ill be that seedy d00d in the corner that spends all of his time grinning and secretly "rubbing one out", and when ever a girl comes near me ill giggle uncontrolably.
come to think of it im already pritty close too that guy in real life =|
Violeta
ah.
i work with the fantastic 50 yr olds you speak of.
we are totally not allowed to wear thongs, but we draw little eyes and hearts on our nipples with hot pink latex
Chelsea
wait...strippers without g strings? thats like a sandwich without bread! where on earth do you live??
Violeta
houston.
i work in this itty bitty club in montrose.
i just started so i havent gotten my license yet.
but yea most of the clubs down here are latex up and we have to wear hooter like full bottom shorts ;c
Chelsea
i hear money is great in houston. let me know how it is!
Josie
i will dance for you any day of the week as long as i can keep dancing to the Murder dolls. As far as the thongs fucking awesome idea =)
Chelsea
hahahh those dudes used to come into a club i worked at. Charlotte and I drank with them a bunch. Hahahahah. total nerds.
Josie
hahahaha nice! they are super nerds but super sweet too. =)
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Don't just tease us with words. Chelsea stripping with a full bush and pleather thigh high boots conjures up all sorts of pictures. Photographs please.