GodsGirl : Victorieux > blogs > reading "jury duty"
CIVIC DUTY IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worry, I won't go into a long speech about how much I think it's crucial that we all do our part to keep the wheels of justice turning, but let me just say that if I ever do something that lands my ass on the wrong side of the law, I'd rather have a jury of my peers than, say, a jury of angry bees or really confused British royalty. That said, holy FUCK is jury duty boring. I qualified out of the trials for which I was a possible alternate juror (NOT ON PURPOSE! I SWEAR! I JUST ANSWERED SOME QUESTIONS HONESTLY!) and I spent many hours staring at MSNBC on mute and literally, seriously started to get hypnotized by the guy who was restocking the vending machines. For realsies. That is some Grade A boredom. BUT! Now I'm home and I refuse to get out of my pajamas, as shown in example A:
and also in example B...
So that said I should probably go do something useful (not that watching "The Hills Have Eyes 2" isn't extremely useful) but I just wanted to say hi and talk about what a magical place the Kings County Supreme Court is.