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The truth about alt porn girls is that some of us are complete dorks. Namely, me. And here is the proof:
"MY FIRST ALBUM COVER"
1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to "quotationspage.com" and hit "random quotes"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use photoshop or similar to put it all together.
5 - NOW YOU'RE A COMPLETE DORK, TOO.
First off, I got completely excited about doing this, because I am a huge dork who likes to spend hours doing things like making pretend album covers for pretend bands. So I did it like 6 times. This one is easily the best. The only question I have now - who wants to start a band called Taiwanese Tea Culture with me? It will be an awesome band, because clearly... we like pandas.
That is all.
XOXO,
V
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Victorieux
Hahaha awesome! I was hoping my pretend awesome band would have a cute guy in it... can you play the pretend guitar?
krunchie
I play an awesome pretend guitar. I can also sing awesome pretend backup vocals!
Victorieux
Ooh! Good. I'm totally setting up our pretend merch table.
Finch
Awwww yeah
There is a group for this that a friend of mine started on facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=7509479638
Victorieux
Hahahaha I literally just looked through all 665 pics. HILARIOUS. I really feel like taiwanese tea culture might be something special...
thunder
Thanks hun :)
Can I play pretend drums, as i can do a mean ass pretend drum solo. Then I can I quit due to pretend musical differences and form my own pretend band..
Victorieux
HA! My pretend band gets cuter every day.
I look forward to our pretend reunion tour in 2025. We can make up for years of pretend bitterness. The pretend tabloids will love it and our pretend fans will be ecstatic.
thunder
yeah but there will always be those that think we are getting back together for the pretend money
Victorieux
They're just saying that because of our ill-advised pretend Christmas album.
That's why we all must claim we're only reuniting for the pretend music, and attribute the pretend shift in opinion to our adopting of various pretend religions and cults.
I'm going to start my pretend cult as soon as our pretend album drops. You're welcome to join. Our tenets involve panda bears in some way.
thunder
will i have to give you pretend money for this cult and then commit pretend suicide as part of a pretend ritual involving pretend aliens
Victorieux
Sweet. I'll start mixing up the pretend cyanide cocktails.
thunder
yay
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I am so down to be in Taiwanese Tea Culture. That's a kickass name!