so i know while ive popped in frequently i've only been partially here when i do. sorry, you all know i was out on the road and i got home yesterday via a drive across the country (yes, ny to cali) ..talk about cabin fever. however, i'm really stoked i did it because that's kinda something i've always wanted to be able to say i did... i have no idea why, but yeah. and also to throw it in my dad's face that he said 5-6 days, when it only took us two and a half! haha fucker! =)
so originally i wanted to write every night from the hotel room, but my computer decided to alert me of a faulty hard drive just when i needed it most. =( bummer!
my reason for stating this is that... i have so many stories i don't even know where to start or how to fit them all in a journal entry that will actually keep your attention. i'll write a few of the funny moments below to maintain both of our sanities.
-got drunk quite a few times and passed out fully clothed shoes n all in random hotel beds that weren't even mine.
sorry i took your beds guys. i owe ya one.
-getting on stage in red plastic sunglasses and dancing and singing along to my favorite RBG gamblers song in toledo, ohio, where the number of tour crew outnumbered the number of show attendees.
-seeing a hit n run in milwaukee involving dudes in sweat pants and gold chains that after trying resolve the issue, just said fuck it and ordered about ten pizzas.
-ian riverboat: "im soooooo weird right now!"
-getting pulled over in baltimore on our way to CMJ in Brooklyn, NY, and being numerously questioned and completely searched by about 6 police officers including a narcotics K9. now you all know im a stoner so guess where the weed went... yup! initially just between my legs. but due to the high anxiety provided by the K9, eventually went entirely up my vagina. rad.
-van conversation and funny voices and accents and impersonations.
Porcelain came out with some friends. Catra came out with her rad boyfriend and took us out afterwards and pretty much just reinstated the fact that she is not only the hottest bitch on here, but one of the raddest people i've ever met, too.
Issa came to Chicago and hosted us at her house and was a gem as usual.
Alex aka Fotophucker, came out the the Fest V in Gainesville and took some sweet ass photos and hung with me a little, but not as much as I would've liked to since I was working. He is a rad dude! I'm glad I had the pleasure of meeting him and hopefully maintaing a friendship because he is amazing!!
Overall, I had a great time and I missed you guys so much, and I love some of my new sets that went up, as well as seeing some of the first sets of some beautiful ladies. Charlotte, you are fucking beautiful. Goddamn.
Oh, and I'm leaving again to go on tour with deadtome/leftover crack as well as me first and the gimme gimmes.
dont tell anyone. but check out their myspaces for dates and if i'm in your area come see me and ill take care of you.



