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1. What color is the bra you have on now?
none, just got out of bed.

2. Do you ever lie about your age?
why the fuck would i do that? after this year though, i might have to. im getting old =/

3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?
haha, i prefer that neither of them ever be referred to as that... but i had sex the other day with a loaded 9mm in my mouth. why. me. why. me. why. me.

4. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys?
everyone knows i like bald guys. c'mon!

5. Are you currently single?
No...yes...no....yes...kindof.

6. How many things in your past do you regret?
a lot. a little maybe... i don't know. it's the past!

7. Do you have a best friend?
yep

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
not grown up.

10. Who was the last person you hugged?
paul

11. Have you ever had your heart broken?
HELL YES.

12. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery?
fake tittttttaaaaaays. want to buy me some?

13. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't?
crush crush crush..that's why they are crushes!

14. Do you like your life?
i tour the world with my best friends. fuck yes i do.

15. Do you shop at Hollister?
i guess this is when i admit that brenna and i got matching sweaters from there last month.

16. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
what the fuck? i think people willingly walk away...

17. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?
even worse. the front.

18. Did you forgive them?
probably, because i'm a sucker.

19. Who is your first best friend?
my little sister.

21. How long have you had myspace?
too long. now i have three. why. me. why. me. why. me.

22. Have you ever skipped school?
i smoke pot, so hell yes.

24. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
when i was drunk, "joking", yes. i also got suspended from the 7th grade for slamming a boy's head into a locker because he drew a picture of me and labeled it "mighty mouse".

25. What is one of your biggest fears?
dudes. herpes. money. newspaper ink (my dad used to make me go get it just to laugh at me trying to carry it, touching as little of it as possible). seeing this guy that broke my heart. shooting drugs with needles (ewwwwwww i can't even handle the thought). alcohol mixed with cocacola (never taint a great beverage). um, fuck, i was only supposed to do one...

27. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?
yes. it's totally fucked.

28. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
whoever hasn't has more problems than the people who have.

29. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
duh.

30. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
nope. but it does come back to you! believe me!

31. What color are your underwear?
never!

32. What is your screen name?
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike!

33. So far, do you like this survey?
i don't like that i have a million things i could be doing but i'm doing this.

34. Have you ever had a good feeling about something and was right about it?
of course, or i wouldn't have friends.

35. Do you ever wish you were famous?
i wish i were more successful for the things i am good at, sure.

36. Do you ever wish you were a man?
hell no, those fools have more problems than chicks do.

37. Do you think men will open this just because it's labeled Female survey?
is it labeled that?