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Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee. posted : 04/12/09 at 12:08am pst listening to:THE BEST OF WILL FERREL

Oh baby baby it's a wild world.

 

Remember how I kept going on and on about moving to Philly soon?  Well, myself and the reason for moving there have parted ways.  Honestly, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking by getting myself into a long distance relationship.  Granted, he IS from Amarillo too, but he now lives in Philly while trying to sign a record deal, so we went from being in the same zip code to being 1500+ miles away.  As bad as this may sound, I need someone here with me.  I need someone to watch movies with and wake up next to and go cruising around town with when I'm sad and need to think.  He was a great guy, an incredible lover, super hot, ridiculously talented, and made me feel like I was on top of the world.  But in all reality, as much as I'm romanticizing it all, at the end of the day...he made me cry a lot.  So what can ya do?  Cut your losses, right?  That's what I did, and as much as it sucks, I always always always dust myself off and try try again.

In stripper news, Papa Roach and Buckcherry came into my club Wednesday night.  I got to see them plus Avenged Sevenfold for free Thursday night and to be honest, I wasn't all that impressed.  Those motherfuckers in Buckcherry are OLD.  Goddamn.  As much as I hate hate hate Buckcherry, they certainly do make great stripper music.  Crazy Bitch has become one of my songs so much that no other girls are allowed to dance to it.  What does that say about me?  Hmmm......but I digress.

LINDSAY LOHAN broke up with Samantha Ronson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh my god.  Please please please please please tell me that now I have a chance!  Holy shit.  What I wouldn't do to get my (suprisingly straight) hands on her.  My voice is raspy, her voice is raspy.  My hair is red, her hair is red.  These are wonderful grounds to start a lesbian relationship on, right?!  Good Lord, no wonder I'm always single.

 

Anyway, I'm going to watch Twilight for the seventh time this week with my bff.  Then I'm going to have filthy dreams about Rob Pattinson and Hugh Laurie and Jim Sturgess.  Kapeesh?

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Matilda
04/12/09 01:01am pst

thats cool they came into the club

avenged sevenfold used to be good back in the day but not no more

 

 

 

simonsudd
04/12/09 03:15am pst

hahahaha. You said cut your losses. I got a tattoo on my forearm of bloody scissors to signify that.

 

missmoneypenny
04/12/09 06:20am pst

long distance relationships are a kiler

Jenna
04/12/09 11:56am pst

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/bustystclare/zjlove.jpg

Maddox
04/12/09 12:55pm pst

I need to watch Twilight! sooo you have a crush on Lindsay?! <3

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