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HAHAHAHAHA.  The Britney Spears VMA performance was amazing!  When I say amazing, I mean horrible.  And LOL at 50 Cents facial expression.  CR@CK KILLZ, okay??

For your viewing pleasure:


Britney Spears - VMAs 2007 Gimme More

I'm stoked for Soulja Boy and Lil' Wayne to perform.

I had a shitty night.  I don't want to go into it, so instead I stole this survey from Glowskull:

FORTY QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED IN A SURVEY:

1. Do you know anyone in prison?
Yes.

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's MySpace?
Yep.

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
I don't even remember, but now I reallyyy want some.

4. Do you have a desk in your room?
Kind of.

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
I'm sick of being naked.

6. What kind of car insurance do you have?
Ask my parents because I'm under their insurance because I'll be living with them forever.

7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
My middle name.

8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?
I don't fucking care ... actually, what do you consider a significant other?

9. Do you throw up gang signs?
No.

10. Have you ever broken a rib?
No.

11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
I like being a girl.

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
I spoiled myself, and now I'm paying for it.

13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
A million dollars for sure.

14. Have you ever had sex in church?
No, but I want to really bad.

15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
No.

16. Do you watch the Grammy's?
No.

17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
No.

18. Which one word would describe your last relationship?
"funwhileitlasted <---one word "  Yeah, I like Glowskull's answer.  But that is referring to my last something that someone might call a relationship, but I wouldn't really consider it that.

19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?
Depends on my motives.

20. Have you ever had an eating disorder?
No.

21. Do you have a porn collection?
I have a few DVDs, but I wouldn't call it a collection.

22. How many proms have you been to in your life?
Three.

23. Have you ever been in an inter-racial relationship?
Yep.

24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Sometimes it's on Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

25. Are you old enough to vote?
Yah.

26. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
No.

28. Do you worry about global warming?
No.

29. Do you like polar bears?
No.

30. Have you ever been cheated on?
OMG NEVER (sarcasm).

31. What kind of birth control do you use?
"rusty coat hanger"  I'm agreeing with Glowskull again.

32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana?
Sticky icky, ooey gooey, etc.

33. Are you an atheist?
No.

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
No.

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
I wish I could remember my childhood dreams.  The only thing I remember is wanting to be a nun "when I grow up".  HAHAHAHA.

36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
Gay.

37. What's your opinion on gold diggers?
Get that money.

38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?
City.

39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?
Yep.

40. Do you floss daily?
No.

P.S. I'm stealing Farhaad's thing where he always makes his subject "Hi."  I'm not creative.

It's been so long that I don't even know where to begin.  In that case, I'm starting over.  I don't want to explain my past few months because the stories are depressing yet kind of entertaining, but not worth restating.

Basically, I've been working a lot.  Work kind of sucked tonight.  I threatened to quit because the DJ wouldn't play the songs I wanted.  I threaten to quit at least once a week.  I think I just like to hear, "But Bettie, we neeeeed you."  After the manager convinced me to stay (even though he really didn't need to convince me), I did drugs in the bathroom like a real stripper.  I hate drugs, but I always seem to forget that.

I almost did something really stupid today (like everyday).  I almost bought a 2007 Dodge Charger for $34,000.  HAHAHA.  I currently own a very pretty, affordable car, but ya know, I'm never satisfied.  And I also like to waste money.  Somehow I managed to talk myself out of it which is pretty amazing.  I might buy a used Charger in a few months.  I am seriously convinced that owning a black Charger with pink rims and chrome spinners will make me completely happy.  Annaliese says that spinners are white trash, and I find that somewhat offensive.

The one thing I hate most about working in a strip club is the fact that "Buy U a Drank" by T-Pain is permanently stuck in my head.

I will be in LA in 26 days.  Annaliese needs to save me.  I think Minneapolis might be responsible for my insanity.

This is a picture of what I currently look like:



I even LOOK insane.