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Well...well...well...look who it is: your best friend forever, Ronnie!
I know, I know it's been a while...a long while...too long of a while. I bet you thought I left. Oh you know I can't quit you, baby! I've just been incredibly busy since we last talked. I could catch you up on all of the petty details of my life. I could regale you with tales of my goings-on with infamous celebrities, my dealings in black magick, my capital exploits and my adventures in international intrigue, but why would I bore you with all of that?!
Yes, I've been busy I moved away from Los Angeles to an evil, mountainous fortress otherwise known as Colorado.
I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it....unless, of course, you're here too then we should hang out!
Luckily, my company is actually based in Colorado so I didn't lose my job. Instead, I got a fancy new upgrade and now I get to WRITE smut for a living. I think that's why I haven't updated in a while. I write all day long, 5 days a week and when I get home all I want to do is take part in mindless activities like Twitter. Ahhhh yes, Twitter. You should follow me, we'll have a lot of fun: www.twitter.com/ronniewk
I took up some new hobbies since being out here. For instance, I became an astronaut:
I also took up boating, yachting specifically:
I got really serious about my drinking:
I met my mortal enemies:
I had a birthday! Where are my gifts?! I am 24 years old now. 24 is a really meaningless age. I wish I could explain to you how meaningless being 24 is, but it's so meaningless that it's not even worth explaining just how meaningless it is.
I got to hang out with a real live wizard. www.eyesuckink.com
I thought that I could be THE WIZARD:
I still live with a real, live wizard:
I found a suitable lair to turn into my home:
A house is just a place to keep your stuff and, in this case, my stuff is toys. Here is a teeny tiny taste:
Through my company, I produced a super basic, little video for a local horse rescue. The camera work isn't amazing because I left it up to some interns. It's bizarre that a smut company served as the production company for a horse rescue video, but pure and simple altruism can come from the oddest of places. Here's a link to the video: tinyurl.com/owta9f
I haven't been **totally** good. I did kill an invisible deer.
It snowed this past weekend here and it really pissed me off. I've been in L.A. for two years and have not had to drive or deal with snow in more than that amount of time. This is bullshit.
Here is me overflowing with hatred sprinkled with my usual amount of vitriol:
What are your plans for Halloween? Will you be dressing up as anything amazing? I think I might dress up as a furry.
Smell ya later!!!
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The snow all melted today, but the fact that it even happened was enough to make me mad.
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xMangox650x
i like your TMNT action figure collection =]
happy belated birthday
Finch
Your windows. Are amazing. So much light and such a nice view.
Yes! That's what really sold me on this place. It's all so open and bright!
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mojojones
Ahhh , THERES my Ronnie heroin.... missed you dude.
Missed ya too! I'm baaaaaaaaaaack.
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beardscience
That's my dawg <3
Inappropriate! <3
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wychlea
Oh, Ronnie, how L.A. misses you so....
However, it's good to see that Colorado hasn't made you any less brain-scorchingly amazing in every way.
Lovely house, by the way. And I promise not to tell Jenna you may be dressing as a furry for Halloween. She will not be pleased. :)
OXOX
I miss L.A., but I'll be back shortly and maybe this time we can actually hang out.
I think I will dress like a furry version of Jenna....she'd be into it.
( view thread )Ummm, I don't know. A furry version of Jenna....she COULD be into that...or she'll have an aneurysm. :)
( view thread )She will love it and fall in love with me immediately.
( view thread )Oh, well, that's a given either way. :)
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JustNick
Rhonda it is good to see your doing well and youve been busy this is also good (insert thumbs up) for halloween my band has a charity show to end domestic violence and I'm gonna be playing my keys as a circus leader/ bill the butcher... the real test in this will be playing while wearing an eye patch so yea wish me luck lol
I hope you've been practicing with the eye patch on. I though about wearing an eye patch full time, but then I thought about driving and decided to drive with one eye
... ( view thread )haha i know well i have a band practice tomorrow so ill practice with an eye closed and see how it goes haha yea i can barely drive with 2 eyes subtract one and it
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ChrisMurder
Voltron!!!
No body talks about Voltron anymore. Childhood memories..and you have an original Turtles van, youre amazing. CO huh?
My gf is from there, we're sick of the 120 summers here in AZ, so CO has come up in our plans. Glad to see youre doing great!!
richpdx
You make me smile, lots. I think you're a very witty, creative woman. That video made me all teary eyed, in a good way.
Thanks for watching it and supporting CHR.
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Speaker
i love you so hard - so totally miss you too!
don't ever leave again!
Also - I miss unicron! How is my little buddy?
I'll never leave your pretty face again!
Unicron is chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool...
( view thread )Shootin some b-ball outsidea school!?
YAY!
Also my pretty face is re-growing hair so it's more comfortable to sit on!
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Therese
Your new place looks amazing. Gimme that astronaut helmet!
oh, & happy belated bday!
RyanTattdup
OMG I HAD ALL THOSE TMNT TOYS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER! I still have the van and the drill tank, they are in my garage. I wish I still had my ghostbusters gear with the ghost trap foot pedal. I use to trap so many ghosts.
I turn 24 next year, 23 feels pretty meaningless as well, even tho it was my golden birthday
YES! I had the Ghostbusters gear too including the proton pack!
What is a golden birthday? Does it have anything to do with golden showers?
( view thread )I HAD THE PROTON PACK TOO! I will share these photos with you
yeah I use to be cute.
also, golden birthday is when you turn the age of the date you were born on. Like me.
... ( view thread )It's never too late for a Golden Shower!
WOWOWOWOW those pictures are amazing! Did you get a Ghostbusters cake this year too?
( view thread )nope, a DQ Ice Cream Cake
( view thread )YES! I got an ice cream cake too!
( view thread )aren't we just two twinkies in a package
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BradSabbath
*cries*
My mum threw most of my ninja turtle stuff out ... and they had to make a comeback didn't they
All Sizes .... and all flavours?
It's OK because TMNT made a shitty anime looking comeback.
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Wren
Please tellme where the invisible deer came from! I must have one for my new home!
Deer! aplusrstore.com/product.php
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hrtofthematter
1. you're so hot
2. you're the most entertaining on twitter.
3. you're right, 24 is very meaningless.
4. LOVE your house.
5. i want that ninja turtle bus.
6. you should totally be a furry
7. i want your M.O.B shirt!
my pleasure darlin
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Kezia
hahaha
oh my god i think i love you haha.
Does that mean were dating? Open relationship?
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Indica
Duuuuuuudddddeeeee.... your place is wicked awesome.
And that invisible dear is amazing.
It's sooooo much less hassle than having to kill a deer with my bare hands.
( view thread )So do you kill invisible dears with mind bullets? I'm dying to know.
( view thread )LAZERSSSS with a "Z".
( view thread )Ah yes it all makes sense now.
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Jenna
i love and miss you.
I love and miss you and your black magick.
( view thread )would you love me if i taped cotton balls to my body and tried to wrestle you in plastic wrap
( view thread )I would cry.
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Aglaia
that window, is a huge ass window next to the smallishly medium sized dog.
what a great set of photo's rawnee!! <33
Thanks Aggie!
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Korene
First thing, you're gorgeous! Second, your house is lovely and third, I'm glad you joined me in Colorado! :D
Thanks, lady! We should make some trouble soon!
( view thread )That'd be fun. I need some pretty ladies in my life.
( view thread )You and me both!
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Applejacks
AH-mazing! if it dowsnt snow next weekend we are going to casa bonita. quit hermiting
Whatchu talkin bout?! I ain't no hermit!
( view thread )ok. well we need to hang out more. im less busy at work than before!
( view thread )You just let me know when!
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Anya
ha i bought jeans just like these!
Tristyn
awesome toy collection! i have alot of those and others too.. =]
happy belated birthday beautiful <3
Tristyn
awesome toy collection! i have alot of those and others too.. =]
happy belated birthday beautiful <3
Steam
I love your place ! and i secretly hope you went as a furry.
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I feel your pain on the snow front. It's been snowing all week, here in Alberta. ew.