Ronnie

Heidi is AMAAAAZZZZZING!!!    I got a little bit o'mail from our buddy Heidi.   She gave me NERDS chapstick only to be used by real NERDS and PETA stickerrrs and what appears to be a professionally colored page from a coloring book AND she offered a contribution to my up-and-coming Dooms Day cult!!!

INVISIBLE WATERMELON KIWI KOOL-AID!!!   Watermelon kiwi is one of the best different-sized produce combinations EVER!   Right up there with cucumber melon...

The better to poison you with!!!   I think my Dooms Day cult is going to be a surprise Dooms Day cult.   You won't know you're in it until the bitter end!  

With Halloween coming up soon, I am really in the mood to cause a ruckus and go GHOST HUNTING.   I don't actually believe in the existence of ghosts, but I am always down to scare the shit out of myself and other like-minded individuals.   Who wants to start a "paranormal investigation" team?!  

I think I still have my old Ghostbusters Proton Pack so we will be heavily equipped!

Have you ever went ghost hunting or have you seen anything paraaaanooorrrmal (ooooooo)? I like to hear stories and if you have pictures then show em to me!!!

The other day, I got really close to my microwave and it turned on by itself.   I slammed my beer and went in another room.   That's probably the most "paranormal" thing that has ever happened to me...   I think it turned on because I am a fembot.

I had an INTERVIEW today.   Secretsssss...    I tried really hard to look normal and I ended up looking like when Garth Algar tried to clean up for Heather Locklear in Wayne's World 2.   SERIOUSFACETIME!

I did learn that my hair is a LOT longer than I originally thought so that's pretty great.

Natalia is celebrating her birthday on Saturday night in Hollywood (it was yesterday!!!).   If anyone wants to come out and get waste face or not get waste face then let's do it.

Should I dye my hair black or (Ron) burgundy-ish?

The "long" holiday weekend didn't seem very long to me!    I think I slept through most of it.   On Saturday, I had a photoshoot for a local designer who is out of control amazing.    She designed an outfit for me that was based on black holes and worm holes.   The shoot was at the old L.A. zoo ruins in Griffith Park.   Some guys were shooting a student film there too.   Their film had a SASQUATCH in it so I was in heaven.   I didn't get a picture with Sasquatch.   Lame!   The make-up/hair person couldn't make it so we had to improvise.   I busted out my obnoxious clown wig since my own hair is so hideous and boring.   It was sooooo hot and sweaty and filthy outside.   These are unedited (besides the cropping) images shot on actual FILM.

Press your space face close to miiiiiine.

I need more jewelry made out of circuit boards!

I had to walk by Starbucks to get into my building with half my face painted blue and my forehead painted yellow.   These tattooed dude bros were out front staring at me as I was walking by and I said, "I just got done with a photoshoot--give me a break!!!!".   They were amused.

My special dude was getting tattooed all day on Saturday so I visited him and I got my ears stretched some more since the tape on my old plugs were getting pretty gnarlsbad.  

My dude got plugs with real dead SPIDERS inside of them. I am jealous.

I finished building my Dark Elf Warriors and they just got primered this morning.   Now I have to build my Cold One Knights and finish painting my Dark Ark Corsairs.   It took me almost one hour to paint just one of them and I am not even done!   Weak!

Here is what the Cold One Knights SHOULD look like by the time I am done building and painting:

I'm watching a show about Primordial Dwarfism! PRIMIES!!!!!

Last year, for my birthday, my awesome dude got me a '62 Rambler American.   Unfortunately, it was incredibly unsafe to drive and virtually impossible for me to drive read: tricky transmission + no power steering.+ I am weak = MAJOR BUMMER!   We were able to sell it to people who had the time to put into it.   It had a silver glitter interior and white Yeti fur headliner.    It was glorious...

I'm a lucky lady.