Porcelain's journals

for the first time since 12th grade, im rocking my natural hair color. INSANITY.

i actually dyed it black, but it faded to my natural hair color. go figure. i thought id feel boring.....but honestly, its a nice change. i think im going to give my hair a rest. its been crying to me, since i dyed it white.

dont worry, you spooky kids. im still a kinky bitch. and my hair is bangerang no matter what i do to it. ;) i kid.

heres a few photos of me, and a few friends, being drunk, at show.











btw, i hate olive garden with every ounce of my being.....for reasons that i cant even explain right now.

all im going to say is no one can have a bite of your never ending pasta bowl.

ever.

THERE IS NO SHARING AT OLIVE GARDEN. if you do, the manager is going to fling fucking alfredo sauce in your eye. because he hates you.

i swear. you would think none of them had ever attended kindergarten.

i really want to get my nails done.

i have the attention span of a squirrel.

so i did this erotic/fetish shoot with this kick ass film photographer, named Ezekiel Woods. i love film photographers.

anyway. he sent me prints of all the images in the mail, along with a cd.

my mom was in town when i got the package.

she also has a copy of the key to my apartment. so not my idea.

i went out to watch midgit wrestling last night (which was incredible), and while i out..my mom went through all of the prints from the shoot.

this woman used to love me no matter what i did. ive been through a lot with her and always considered myself fortunate that shes my mom.

however, she called me today and said she never wants to see or talk to me again. shes going to send my key in the mail.

i hate my mom sometimes...but i feel like these are under the worst circumstances for us to stop talking to each other. i am so embarrassed, but at the same time...she should accept who i am. i realize no mother glorifies the idea of having a nudist daughter who is more than comfortable expressing herself sexuality....but sue me. i love being naked. i am incredibly sexual and flirtatious. i love holding hands with fucking everyone. i am a hand holding whore. she thinks im disrespecting myself and my body by modeling nude and dancing. i think by denying who you are, you are disrespecting yourself in the worst humanly way possible. people need to learn to do what makes them happy. i am going to keep stripping. i am going to keep modeling nude. i am going to get naked at every fucking public event known to man, because thats who i am, and thats what i do. i am going to love life and love myself for living it the way i am supposed to.

i love my mom with all that i have to give, but i wont let her make me feel ashamed for something i just dont feel is wrong.

i just want my mom to love me and i want to stop crying.

i dont have a square to spare......

which one of you girls in toronto like girls and want to touch me? :)

ive totally made the mistake of touching girls that dont like girls and have made them cry. haha :-/

i need to get a portrait of cyn on one arm and trixy on the other, because theyre unicorns and they make me happy when i look at them.

i really think charity has figured me out. she caught me whispering sweet nothings whenever trixy passed me. am i creepy? im not creepy.

im looking at katrina right now. shes so pretty. wow. she just farted while i was typing that.

am i biased if i say i came with the best ladies i could have possibly come with to toronto? we all see eye to eye. we all know what its like to poop.

LISTEN TO MY INVENTION!!!!! the food phone book!!!!!!!!! lets say youre craving something specific......like.....a tuna melt. you can look up tuna melt in the food phone book.....and it would list all the restaurants that have it!!!!!!!!! :D!!!!!!!!!

aria just walked in!! yay!!

god damn it. theres so much more i want to saaaaayyyyyyyyyy. meeeehhhh!!!!

so i got to meet a few more GGs today! sort of.....im a little shy. haha

trixy is a unicorn though. just looking at her makes me happy. harlow is even prettier in person, i think. livia is too. brittney is the super and might shoot a diy with me :D. cyn is also a unicorn, with her magical hair. i really like madie too. i mean, theyre all fucking pretty. and all the ladies that have talked to me are really nice!

did you know its legal to be topless here? that should say a lot.

charity, swindle, and katrina are my heroes. some shizamin bitches. talking about your mom and DEERS.

have i mentioned im changing my name? you can call me porcelain snuffleufugus.

im really nervous about my burlesque show. eek!

how do you like them apples?




on a side note...im feeling very thug-ish today. i dont know why, but i feel like i should call everyone a honkey and rob a liquor store.

<------witness my thug like nature.


oh! oh! i have a new appartamento and it is magical! i moved into it like a week ago. it has 9 foot ceilings!!! :D!! NINE!! :D!! i am filled with glee. this also means my pole is going to 9 feet high!!! :D!! i cant wait to put it back up.

it is so refreshing to be living myself again. like.....really.

in conclusion....jenna is really hot.

so i was floating/submerged in the bathtub, like so......

whilst pleasuring myself, and it was one of the hottest orgasms ive ever had.

on a side note, it was my 21st birthday yesterday!!! i have a bajillion photos of my friends forcing alcoholic beverages on me...so as soon as i get them, im posting them.

im legal, you guys!! yaaaaaaaaaay.