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EXPLICIT Chicken Pussy! posted : 03/17/09 at 07:03pm pst listening to:Winnie meowing and purring and saying "LMAO"

The other day when making risotto, I grabbed the defrosted chicken out of the fridge... only to be faced with what looked like a vagina. Frankly, I stopped and stared at it. I lolled. Then I took photos for proof.

Do I have a dirty, ridiculous mind, or do you all see a fat chicken pussy here too?

HAAHAAHAA

It looks so gross and slimy... especially when swimming in defrosted juice. I hate raw meat so bad. I cut it up though and cooked it, and then life was good again. No more chicken snatch.

I found a few mobile photos of me and my pals on Friday the 13th at that costume party - They are blurry. I was drunk. I apologize.

Here is one of Luigi and I, and Pikachu and I. Coincidentally, Luigi and Pikachu are an item. Hot plumber/electric-type babies. Yummm.

Also one of me in the bathroom, probably kinda drunk at that point.

One of my goals for the year is to bake EVERY single cupcake from Vegan Cupcakes take over the world. I fucking love every flavor I've tried so far... Plain chocolate and vanilla, chocolate cherry-creme and last week I made coconut/coffee/choc ones. I forget their actual name and I am far too lazy to walk the three steps to my bookshelf to find out.

Nonetheless, here is a photo. They tasted sooo good. Best ones so far. Toasting coconut is fun.

Speaking of coconut (and how good it smells!) - I ran out of my Harajuku Lover's "G" perfume last night, and I am fucking heartbroken. My favorite perfume by far. I am going to get more dammit... somehow... with my limited dollars.... GRRRRRRRR. I managed to scour every last drop out of the bottle before I went to see Watchmen last night. Still not sure if I really thought it was a good movie. Nothing at all like I expected. It was cool, and had some really great moments, and I now have an insatiable desire to own Miss Jupiter's costume...... but.... no solid opinion as of yet.... I guess I like it, but I am still not sure about it. Undecided as to whether I will watch it again.

My Nonna makes amazing Italian food, and the other day I came home to find two crates stacked with bottles of her homemade sauce, also ONE piece of eggplant lasagne left. I ate it. It was oily and delicious. I used paper towel to soak up a majority of the oil, because, while I love my Nonna's cooking, I often wish it would include about one tenth of the amount of oil and salt.

Here is photo proof of my delicious, slimy eggplant heaven.

This photo really captures the oil.

The day after, I made gnocci with my Nonna's sauce and topped it with cheese. It was heaven. I gave a bottle of sauce to a friend and he was stoked. What a gift!!!

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krunchie
03/17/09 07:12pm pst

 All that talk about you cooking and baking is making me fall in love with you!

Neko
03/17/09 08:44pm pst

 i love cooking and baking :D

krunchie
03/17/09 08:47pm pst

 I love girls who love to cook and bake! Oh I also love girls with Australian accents ;)

Neko
03/17/09 08:48pm pst

 haha, win WIN

krunchie
03/17/09 08:58pm pst

 You make me feel like a champ, lol!

Finch
03/17/09 07:20pm pst

Chicken Lips!

Neko
03/17/09 08:47pm pst

 lulz

Martini07
03/17/09 07:29pm pst

haha chicken pussy lips..yummy =P

Neko
03/17/09 08:45pm pst

dude, it was so gross. i cant believe i touched its "clit"

Martini07
03/17/09 08:50pm pst

hehe =P

Gemma
03/17/09 08:02pm pst

lol yes one of London's kitties got in on the action and I liked it like nooo have to leave at least one of the kitties in the photos because they kept getting all up in the way.

Neko
03/17/09 08:46pm pst

 hehe best photo ever =) kitties are gold!

Serena
03/17/09 09:08pm pst

Oh man that chicken just made me uncomfortable. It looked like someone chopped someones vag off, gosh.

Neko
03/17/09 10:06pm pst

 its a fat vag, too

Mame
03/17/09 09:29pm pst

bwahahahahha that chicken lady envelope is great!

Neko
03/17/09 10:07pm pst

 HAHHAHAHA lady envelope. kudos girl!!

Kimejunior
03/18/09 02:02am pst

HA HA at the fanny chicken!

Neko
03/18/09 02:09am pst

 i know, right? i cant look at chicken the same

Roz
03/18/09 02:54am pst

it definitely looks like a pussy!

Neko
03/18/09 03:01am pst

 i was worried everybody would disagree with me

Hezzy
03/18/09 04:25am pst

lol, that chicken pussy is amazing! haha.

Eddie
03/18/09 01:10pm pst

i love when food unintentionally looks like genitals.

Neko
03/18/09 02:36pm pst

 up until now, i have never seen anything so genital-like in my foodstuffs

suchuitsuto
03/23/09 07:48pm pst

 Thanks for demonstrating with your hands. Visual aids help so much.

Neko
03/23/09 07:54pm pst

 i know right? i was thinking the same thing

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