im workin really hard at bettering my work, and id like to think of this as a pretty good example of the progress ive made. more photos, more outtakes, fun moments, less airbrushing, etc.
so the story of this set starts with a christmas party i was invited to attend by my girlfriend. the host of the party was her life long friend's family. apparently this is an annual tradition that spans several families over several years. its a little awkward cause im not really used to being with family during holidays, nor celebrating them at all. but her friends family was really kick back and i was assured that it would be a relaxed atmosphere. apparently they do this variation of secret santa in which everyone brings a random gift and you pick a number, and then you pick a gift, and as it goes down the line, you can choose a gift from the circle or steal one that someone else chose. anyhow, i decided that it would be funny to purchase a vibrator and use that as our gift. now this was a huge risk. id never met this family and my gf wasnt even entirely sure it would go over well. so we somehow snuck it in. and mind you, we didnt even bother to officially wrap it, instead we covered it in tin foil. classy. and if i recall correctly, we didnt have time to wrap it cause we were up late having double penetrative sex the night before. and my car died in the mcdonalds parking lot on christmas day. but thats a whole nother story. so the gift was well received thankfully. it got a huge laugh as the man of the house, a gentleman in his late fifties, managed to pick the vibrator. anyhow, so in order to get this great gift i had to first purchase it at the local sex shop. after picking the perfect vibrator, i couldnt just leave without something for myself ... i mean, for my work. so i headed to the clearance section. yes, i am that cheap. not really, its just that buying toys for strangers to use in photos i take doesnt really require me to impress them with the amount i spent on the toy. so im standing in front of the clearance section and my eyes scan the rapidly up and down when i come across a glass dildo for something like $15. i snatch it up. the glass dildo later played a part in the double penetrative sex we had the next night. i continued to scan and my eyes locked on this glorious pink vibrator with crackle paint designs. and for $14.95, this thing was mine. if altporn could be summed up in a vibrator, this was the one. so i take it to the check stand. and although im cheap, the total somehow never is lower than $100 when i leave a sex shop. but as routine dictates, they must test the equipment before it leaves the store. all works well except of course .... the pink altporn vibrator. nope, that vibrator refuses to vibrate. i asked for it to be marked down further and she gave me a look that i knew i deserved but still somehow felt was still undeserved which was "are you fucking serious? youre haggling over the price of a nonfunctioning vibrator?". and sometimes i tell people i work in the industry and sometimes i dont. and most of the time i dont think they believe me, but hustler does cause they give me the 15% off industry discount. so yeah. i was pretty excited about my find and i showed it off to annaliese when she was over to do makeup for the shoot with eva. my friend came over to assist on that shoot and he brought with him a popsicle vibrator that he bought for me. then julene, annaliese, eva, and charlotte all made fun of me for the fact that a dude just bought me a vibrator. something about me being gay. and thats fine. fast forward a few days and i decided to post photos of my various new toys and allow GG's to bid on them ... sorta. and the funny thing is that i dont think Mary even called dibs. but somehow she got it anyhow.
mary was a blast to work with. even though she called me grumpy. she has a perfect vagina. and apparently ive been nicknamed "the vagina smoother" by the GG girls. but for Mary, by smoothing talents were of no use as she was in no need of smoothing. her vagina is perfect. revel in its wonderousness.
call me!
thank you jebus !!!!
The reason I joined GG!! Le'rawr! :)
who doesn't love pink?! very hot... and nice novel down there, mr. lind! haha
Mary gives me a girl-boner
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I remember when this set originally came out.
I don't think I gave Mary proper credit.
She's so gorgeous. there's literally nothing else I can say. or I don't know what else to say, I'm that awestruck.
Nobody cannot be any more stunning than Mary.
Pure perfection.
Mary is amazing. 'Nough said.
Mary's vagina is my favorite vagina.
This woman is hot and extremely sexy. And she's a gamer.
Be still, my heart...
i love marys vag!!!
I love you Mary
always a delight, gorgeous!
I love your ink! :)
you are insanely gorgeous!! <3
hot!!!!!!!!
flawless
*sigh*
You're beautiful <3
you sexy bitch you..... this sets so hot huni.. <3
OMG i think i love you lol j/p you are very very beautiful tho n great set BTW
damn this set makes me ache :D
you are amazing !
xxx
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this set is hot..you are hot...the pink vibrator is hot...i like all of it.
Damn Mary. You look good. Way to go with with "pinky"
im workin really hard at bettering my work, and id like to think of this as a pretty good example of the progress ive made. more photos, more outtakes, fun moments, less airbrushing, etc.
so the story of this set starts with a christmas party i was invited to attend by my girlfriend. the host of the party was her life long friend's family. apparently this is an annual tradition that spans several families over several years. its a little awkward cause im not really used to being with family during holidays, nor celebrating them at all. but her friends family was really kick back and i was assured that it would be a relaxed atmosphere. apparently they do this variation of secret santa in which everyone brings a random gift and you pick a number, and then you pick a gift, and as it goes down the line, you can choose a gift from the circle or steal one that someone else chose. anyhow, i decided that it would be funny to purchase a vibrator and use that as our gift. now this was a huge risk. id never met this family and my gf wasnt even entirely sure it would go over well. so we somehow snuck it in. and mind you, we didnt even bother to officially wrap it, instead we covered it in tin foil. classy. and if i recall correctly, we didnt have time to wrap it cause we were up late having double penetrative sex the night before. and my car died in the mcdonalds parking lot on christmas day. but thats a whole nother story. so the gift was well received thankfully. it got a huge laugh as the man of the house, a gentleman in his late fifties, managed to pick the vibrator. anyhow, so in order to get this great gift i had to first purchase it at the local sex shop. after picking the perfect vibrator, i couldnt just leave without something for myself ... i mean, for my work. so i headed to the clearance section. yes, i am that cheap. not really, its just that buying toys for strangers to use in photos i take doesnt really require me to impress them with the amount i spent on the toy. so im standing in front of the clearance section and my eyes scan the rapidly up and down when i come across a glass dildo for something like $15. i snatch it up. the glass dildo later played a part in the double penetrative sex we had the next night. i continued to scan and my eyes locked on this glorious pink vibrator with crackle paint designs. and for $14.95, this thing was mine. if altporn could be summed up in a vibrator, this was the one. so i take it to the check stand. and although im cheap, the total somehow never is lower than $100 when i leave a sex shop. but as routine dictates, they must test the equipment before it leaves the store. all works well except of course .... the pink altporn vibrator. nope, that vibrator refuses to vibrate. i asked for it to be marked down further and she gave me a look that i knew i deserved but still somehow felt was still undeserved which was "are you fucking serious? youre haggling over the price of a nonfunctioning vibrator?". and sometimes i tell people i work in the industry and sometimes i dont. and most of the time i dont think they believe me, but hustler does cause they give me the 15% off industry discount. so yeah. i was pretty excited about my find and i showed it off to annaliese when she was over to do makeup for the shoot with eva. my friend came over to assist on that shoot and he brought with him a popsicle vibrator that he bought for me. then julene, annaliese, eva, and charlotte all made fun of me for the fact that a dude just bought me a vibrator. something about me being gay. and thats fine. fast forward a few days and i decided to post photos of my various new toys and allow GG's to bid on them ... sorta. and the funny thing is that i dont think Mary even called dibs. but somehow she got it anyhow.
mary was a blast to work with. even though she called me grumpy. she has a perfect vagina. and apparently ive been nicknamed "the vagina smoother" by the GG girls. but for Mary, by smoothing talents were of no use as she was in no need of smoothing. her vagina is perfect. revel in its wonderousness.
ok .. thats all. :)
whoa! the little mary I met at 17 is all grown up!
hot set. i'm pretty jealous of your tattoo collection. did matt shamah do that piece on your right shin?
fucking hott mary i love this set!!! pink is good ha
eep! so hottt!
FUCCCKKKK! I'm staying with you when i come down that way! :) Nice job you're beautiful!
sweet Jeebus that was hot!
Fucking love this set!
Hot damn!
WOW! and i thought i was in love with you before... now im just like obsessed! :-P