Malone's journals

Hi I'm not dead. I just have no phone and pretty much no internet except when i can steal our neighbors signal. haha

I feel like im dead though, i think i have a stomach flu or something i keep puking and i just feel all around tired.

We took our dog to the vet today and he got some more shots and a heartworm pill and we found out he DOES have worms so he got some medicine for that too, and then he tried to take a fat dump on the scale in the vets office. hahhaha It was pretty damn funny, our old dorky vet was like "oh haha i think he wants to drop a load right here hardy har har" i dunno it was funny to me.

We went to red robin tonight where i was able to have my favorite thing to eat evar.... red robin boca burger with steak fries and a freckled lemonade. YUMMM
man i love it there.

There are lots of awesome new sets that I have seen when i have been able to log on for a moment here and there. You ladies look wonderful!!!

Charity is my new favorite thing <3

should have my phone turned back on in a couple weeks and then its time for lots of BBMs!!!

Watermelon/strawberry hubba bubba is also a favorite thing of mine.

ok this post is lame i know. sorry its so short and there are no cool pictures but im sick and lazy so this is all you get for right now.

Tell me whats been goin on people!!

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I AM SO DAMN HAPPY THAT OBAMA WON!!! I knew he would and I am really glad that this election I was old enough to vote. I kinda really feel like crying cos I wanted this soooo bad, I hated bush and all that he stood for and the fact that America voted in our very first non white president means a lot to me. Gah I'm such a baby I'm just really happy for him and for us cos bush's reign of terror is alllllmost over!

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OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA!!!

Hi why is my god a complete idiot?!?!??!

I take him out side right when i wake up so he can do his thang and we're out there for a really good amount of time, he pees and then just walks around like a retard and doesn't poop.... BUT then i get him inside take him upstairs start to eat my cereal and i look over at him to find that he's fucking SHITTING on the floor!!!!! I say NO and he stops steps in his poop and smashes it all over the carpet and hides under the bed.

Anyways the real reason for this post is that no one in this house believes in paying bills on time or just paying bills in general (and it's not my responsibility yet cos i have no money and all these bills are past due from when i wasn't here) SO EVERYTHING at our house is going to be turned off soon. Water, heat, lights, phone RENT is late again..... so I will no doubt be MIA for a lil bit.

Lame lame lame

My life sucks right now and im too stressed to fuck

Alright peeps, I took some photos just now of me in my costume cos i was way tooooo super drunk the other night but we're having ANOTHER party so on went the costume and figured it was only fair of me to keep my word.

So I hope you enjoy these pictures... I don't have on the way cute stockings cos they're just a pain in the ass.


I expect to see pictures of everyone in their costumes as comments in my blogggy blog. hahaha (WHA?!)

no seriously I want LOADS of pictures of you hot ladies in skanky costumes. Thx <3

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Some girls really need to read the forum posts about posting SHORT journals about lame stuff like " I'm going shopping" or "omg I just got muh hair did"


you are pushing peoples blogs that actually mean something out of the spot light.

Seriously go check out the GG only forum and search journal... there is tons of stuff for you all to read.


On a lighter note, I wanted to take my puppy Norman to the dog park cos he doesn't get out much and he doesn't like walking on a leash just yet. SO I take him in my car and I have the directions to a dog park that isn't THAT far away.... WELL the directions took me to some loopy place and Norman doesn't really like riding in the car yet... he gets car sick but i thought he'd be alright since it wasn't supposed to be THAT far away. Well needless to say (but I'll say it anyways) Norman PUKED ALL over my car... he doesn't chew his food very well. hahaha So after that I felt bad and took him home where he is now cuddling with my bf.

I watched house of 1000 corpses and devils rejects again last night and I fell in love with Sheri Moon alll over again. How did she get so dang hot!!?!?





GAHHHHH DROOL haha

I think I have an awesome salon job lined up for me when i get my license in a couple weeks, and then it will be back to making money money moneyyyyyyy and putting all that lovely fake hair back in WOO!

Squidbillies is pretty much one of the best things EVER!! I have been watching it non stop ( except when I had to watch sheri moon being extra hot )



I dunno if that will work but if it doesn't go to this link and watch it. Granny is amazing I can't stop laughing omi jeeze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAVfBTuXNAw

Early wears the best hats on the planet, I pretty much need this.



and THESE!!!!!



Omg I'd die if i got those!!

ok I'm done talking about my love for stupid horny cartoon squid.


I'm hungry! and my room smells like pee thanks to my dog.

How has everyone else been?

Alllllllright I debuted my boobs tonight in stickam and decided it wasn't fair of me to only let meg and ari and evelyn see and not everyone else....


SOOOOOOO here they are. my scars are still there and will be for a while so be nice :)





hahaha ok ok here they are...






the scars underneath are still kinda infected and SUPER red but you cant see them in these pics. :)

im so sick and draning its gross..... hahah what a lovely post.

Well no everyone can't say that they haven't seen my tits yet. <333

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So today I slept in till like 3:30 got up lounged around played assassins creed (nerd) hahaha ate some pizza and drank like a gallon of orange juice.

And then I was playing with my puppy and I pushed him of the bed (our bed is really high) and he yelped and started limping I IMMEDIATELY start crying my eyes out, my bf picks him up and was like i think his leg is broken... I run into the bathroom and continue sobbing (cos I'm a weird girl that likes to run away) I started to call the animal hospital when Norman (the puppy) gets up and starts wagging his tail and licks my leg. I hung up the phone and fell on the floor and kept crying and being like "I'm sorry Norman omg you hate me"

Gah I am such a cry baby.

But Norman doesn't hate me, cos he came and shoved his head by my vag and fell asleep <3


That's all for my lame post.

Oh wait no it's not

Okay so last night I was looking on craigslist for a job and one comes up that says "addressing envelopes from home"
I clicked on it and it wasn't one of those MAKE MONEY FAST schemes it's a LEGIT dude that runs a marketing firm in downtown Omaha. It said $12-$15 an hour so I was like Hell mother fucking yea I will sit on my ass at home and address envelopes.

I got a call from the guy today and he offered me the job!! I meet up with him tomorrow to pick up the client list and supplies and then I will be making $400 every few days to a week just from writing on paper. hahaha WOO!

So HELLOOOOO new tattoos, hello not being broke!!

K now I'm done

night night

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