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I'VE COME TO HATE THIS SITE SOOO FUCKING MUCH! ALL OF THE MEMBERS ARE WAYYY TOO COOL AND THE MODELS ARE JUST TOO FUCKING HOT AND HAVE PERSONALITIES THAT ARE FAR BEYOND PERFECT. THE ONLY REASON I JOINED WAS BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE JENNA AND HER BIG ASS BOOBZ MY PIECE OF MEAT; WHERE I WOULD OWN HER AND THEM FOR ETERNITY. BUT SINCE THAT ISN'T HAPPENING I WILL JUST GO START MY OWN SITE FULL OF LIMP-DICK CAUSING SLUTS. FUCK YOU GODS GIRLS AND YOUR EPIC AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!
tehehehhe. writing fake angry blogs is kinda fun, although mine was obv srs :P
okay now on to the real journal:
school life-
school is going super good! i'm so glad i decided to go back. my favorite class is my writing class and i've been teetering on the idea of writing essays and trying to get them published in magazines and whatnot. my teacher says i would make a fortune writing romance/erotica novels so that really inspires me to take my writing somewhere :)
mom life-
allora is 16 months old today! she is getting so big and becoming such a unique individual with an amazing personality. her comedic timing is brilliant- just like her dad, and she is the biggest flirt ever- just like me! hehe. some boys a few months older than her came to the door on halloween and were flirting with her it was precious. definitely gonna be beating boys off of her with a stick as she gets older! haha. she's getting her molars in right now so she is having the worst teething pains ever and i feel soooo bad. i've cuddled her in my bed the last few nights because i feel so bad when she wakes up in pain :( but soon it will pass and her beautiful smile will be complete!
gross feminine hygeine stuff that you men should skip over-
i got my IUD taken out two weeks ago and it is incredible how much my anxiety has leveled out. i feel like when i had it in, my body was in a constant state of panic because it was like "there's a foreign object in me! ahhhh!" so now that it is out my body and mind are at rest- although i am still a little scared to try and start driving again. also, i have a yeast infection and its so annoyingly itchy i want to die. i got it from taking a bubble bath, which is lame because now i'm scared to take them. i tried getting rid of it with natural remedies like garlic but finally had to give in and get the medicated cream which i have to wait to apply at bed time. i don't even know why i'm talking about this but it's me so what do you expect?! haha
repressed lesbian-
i just really want jenna to move to portland. she is clearly too goth for california and i am just in love with her. i want to give her copious amounts of weed, buy her things, and cook her food. JENNA I LOVE YOU! <-- SRS! <333
blast from the past-
omg you guys when i applied to GG i had short, platinum/white hair. i kinda want it again. hehe. what do you think?
okay that's enough for now. i love you ALL!!! bye bye bye <3
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Ducky
bwahahahah <33333 the platinum blonde hair reinstated my lesbian urges ;) though i do like a bit of natural lowlights in there, it's really fucking hot.
Martini07
omg! you're title freaked me out! I thought it WAS gonna be one of these hateful, angry journals...like that one girl wrote.......=P
Jenna's boobs are the 8th wonder of the world.
Go back to your blond hair..I <3 blondes ;)
Applejacks
the only thing i read was the gross feminine hygeine stuff that you men should skip over. you cant me not to do something. im gonna do it.
LynsieLee
will you help me with my yeast infection, aj? hehehe
Applejacks
only if we have a sweet make out session after.
Cyn
Aww I do the same thing with my son he is 7 months old & he has 4 teeth the forth one is half way out so its still bugging him & god knows were else there coming in & there coming in so fast so I feel ya on that one...
you are awesome omg I love your hair white blonde gorgeous...you should check out my photobucket full of hair...for a new cut http://s192.photobucket.com/albums/z109/Uniquehair/
LynsieLee
awww so cute! i feel so weird because when i change my hair i look like somebody else. like none of my GG sets are gonna look like the same person. haha
Cyn
Haa haa thats the best part of it..you are still you but you can pull anything off..your so gorgeous & anything will look good on you change is always good love
Sadie
Yowza, I love you as a blonde. You should do it again! <3
Finch
Gross girly stuff:
I hate hate hate having to resort to the antifungal yeast infection creams. Shit is straight up bad for your chach. I've been using AZO Yeast and that helps cure an infection if you've got one, or maintain happy vagina fungal activity if you don't.
LynsieLee
ooh that was on sale! i'll go get some tomorrow :)
BradSabbath
Wait im confused, am i way too cool or not?
LynsieLee
way too cool. so cool i wanna stab my clit.
BradSabbath
Oh dont stab your clit :o
I'll just try to be not so cool or something
Athame
I like the platinum hair too.
Looks like you had a Lorraine moment and I was like this again, but you fooled me haha.
My son is teething too and I baby him alot, poor babies.
I don't like IUDs, don't trust them, especially because of the whole foreign object thing.
Glad school is well.
Bleeker
I love writing, and if you should keep it up if you like it so much.
& you look gorgeous with the short hair =)
Romy
ahahhha i almost missed this cause i was out looking for my trashcan !
LynsieLee
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pyratking
Awww...were you and your BFF twins for a hot minute?
LynsieLee
yep! she's the one who did my hair. hehehe
pyratking
That is so hot, in a "Single White Female" sort of way.
Yep, there goes my hand down my pants again....
lifegrd31
You rule! Tell your yeast vagina it can eat a dick! You win three internets and half a donut. It would be a full donut but shit I was hungry.
LynsieLee
mmm half a donut!
richpdx
Hottie. I would live in your trashcan any day.
LynsieLee
BAHAHA! best reply yet.
Rakkell
hahaha your fake angry journal made me laugh!
stop eating sugar and anything with yeast in for a couple of days and your yeast infection will completely go!!!
i try not to eat anything with added sugar and i never get yeast infections.
your blonde hair excites me alot.
<3 yoooooooooooou x
Rakkell
hahaha your fake angry journal made me laugh!
stop eating sugar and anything with yeast in for a couple of days and your yeast infection will completely go!!!
i try not to eat anything with added sugar and i never get yeast infections.
your blonde hair excites me alot.
<3 yoooooooooooou x
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Writing erotica is soo much fun. I'm sure you're great at it :)