my local gay club is hiring dancers.
i am seriously considering auditioning.
except, i think that i have no rhythm.


more craiglist:
I am seeking someone wanting to make some very good $$ in return for a few days of pampering me back to full health. I simply have allergies or a cold but feeling lousy.

I am a well educated, well mannered, very successful CEO. I live alone and do not have family here and not involved in a relationship, so here I am under the weather with no one to call on. Can you role play as someone caring?

I would welcome someone a few hoursa day, or stay a few days and have your private room with full cable and high speed internet. Enjoy my garden courtyard and heated pool and sunshine, including jacuzzi and hot tub. Beautiful home and outside setting very close to the beach.

I seek someone willing to pamper me a bit, bring me juice, scramble some eggs, change the sheets, and basically just someone to act like you care. We all need this type of caring when we get sick.

this is a bit odd and a tiny creepy but i would do this if he didn't live an hour and a half away.i like playing nurse sometimes.