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albinos, please read! posted : 02/25/09 at 10:58am pst

 would someone be so kind enough as to lend/provide me with a fake id for my trip to LA?

 

i will be eternally grateful to you.

 

asians, african americans, and middle easterners need not apply.

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Bobby_Banger
02/25/09 11:36am pst

jeezzz, just grow up already!

Larya
02/25/09 11:38am pst

 if one more person makes a comment about my not being 21, im going to cry and not talk to anyone of you again.

 

im very sensitive about my age.

Bobby_Banger
02/25/09 11:56am pst

Awwwww....frankly, I think you should be happy about your youth myself! Take advantage and enjoy all of it. I'm sorry it upset you so! :(

Stenno
02/25/09 02:06pm pst

Sensitive about your age?  Strewth, don't wish your life away!  Enjoy it!

wychlea
02/25/09 11:58am pst

I <3 you.  Just because. 

I'm sure there will be a way to get you booze.  : )

Maddox
02/25/09 12:49pm pst

Aw if i lived close mine would of been swell, but then you would have had to put on an english accent the whole time

Larya
02/26/09 10:36am pst

 i fail at english accents.

Maddox
02/26/09 11:09am pst

i fail at most accents

Jenna
02/25/09 01:16pm pst

when are you comingggggg?

my friend got a fake ID in van nuys for like 50.00. i cant tell you if it worked or not though. hahaha.

Bobby_Banger
02/25/09 01:51pm pst

You said cum-ing.

Larya
02/26/09 10:38am pst

 march 3-11 for my visit!!

and then ill be moving into the house shortly after. 

i cant wait to play gawth with you.

i just need a real ID that looks kinda/sorta/not really like me.

Jenna
02/26/09 10:57pm pst

i dont know anyoneee that looks kind of sorta like you. i will look aroundddd.

commaperiod
02/25/09 02:27pm pst

http://www.theidshop.com/

http://www.myoids.com/index.htm

there are plenty of places online that would provide you with a fakie. As I former person who used to look at I.D,'s for a living and still do every so often....stay away from New York State I.D.'s they are tricky in the sense that they are made to maintain there shape, so if crumpled up they will take to their natural form, it's a very gutsy I.D. to use, you have to assume any of the people checking do not know how to do their job...they more than likely do not. Massachusetts, one of my favorites.....has your birth date on it four times. most people from Massachusetts people have no idea about this. it's listed three on the front and one in the back.

I'd ask someone who knows hair and or make up.....maybe someone like Jenna,I don't know if that's her thing but she always has sharp look hair and make up which would lead me to believe she has something to do with it. I say this because you need to look somewhat like your picture...that is if you are borrowing someones I.D. which is the route I'd go. It's real and the only thing they have is it may not be you the least that will happen is you won't be able to drink the worst is you don't get in.

L.A. are kind of loosey goosey with door people hit or miss depending where you go...

good luck hope this helps.

 

xMangox650x
02/25/09 04:37pm pst

ya i need 1 too, i hate the fact that the gg party in SF tonight is 21+ and im only 19...sucks big dont it?

the_setup
02/25/09 05:26pm pst

Just pre-party before you hit the town, it's cheaper and you'll still have tons of fun.

Ronnie
02/25/09 06:03pm pst

Pre-party and start suckin some cock.

Larya
02/26/09 10:39am pst

 and by "cock" you mean asian clit, right?

Ronnie
02/26/09 10:42am pst

I have an enlarged clit so it's basically a cock.

Larya
02/26/09 10:45am pst

 great. that means we can have buttsex before we hit the town.

Ronnie
02/26/09 10:47am pst

That's the minimum requirement.  Anal cream pies for all!

Larya
02/26/09 10:51am pst

 i want anal cream pie flavored liquor. 

Orchid
04/05/09 09:02am pst

lulz

glowskull
02/25/09 06:48pm pst

what about a 300 pound hawaiian with a 5 o'clock shadow?

tylerbrennan
02/26/09 02:50am pst

damnedest most sexually advanced dirty talking hot as hell 19 year old i ever crossed.

Larya
03/07/09 03:43am pst

 best compliment ever!!

tylerbrennan
03/07/09 06:12am pst

i calls em as i sees em.

Lauren
02/27/09 02:34pm pst

When are you headed to LA?  Maybe, I'll come down and be underage with you.

Larya
03/07/09 03:44am pst

 im here until the 11th xoxox

Lauren
03/09/09 01:17pm pst

Damnit!  I'm out of town until the 17th.  I wanna meet you!!

xxfortneyface
03/03/09 11:06pm pst

 l.a.?!?!? why don't you venture your way down towards san diego?!?!? then we can hang out!!! :D.....or we can at least go to disneyland :D

llliilliilll
03/07/09 03:40am pst

thanks a ton lady.  how's it going?  Sorry I have no idea what a California ID looks like.

Alohra
03/27/09 01:39am pst

My current ID still has me with black hair.  You can look at my personal photos to see if you think it'd work.  If so, you'd just have to reimburse me for the cost of getting a new one! 

xoxo

Alohra
03/27/09 02:51pm pst

p.s.  My ID says that I'm 5'9" and 135 lbs.

interzone
04/21/09 02:15pm pst

God damn.  It's just not fair that someone as sexy as you is only 19...  ;(

helica
04/23/09 12:36pm pst

Can you pull off a Scottish accent?

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