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why does everyone hate mondays?! posted : 11/16/09 at 05:32pm pst listening to:skinny puppy

OH MY WORD! SOOO....i have made some very drastic but much needed changes in my life. i wrote off a bunch of people i considered to be close friends but were all lying to me from the get go. they were all bring a lifestyle back into my life that was not healthy anyway. none of them are going anywhere with their lives and one in particular was

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asl please posted : 11/12/09 at 12:57pm pst listening to:fine young cannibals

so....looking at all our beautiful new young laydees...I STRESS YOUNG!...i find myself feeling like a damn pedofile on here! Gawd i hate being so old lol! fuck me runnin tho if they aint crazy delish!! thats alll....

heres a small preview of my first set provided its accepted...

 

i said SMALL preview...sowie ;(

xoXOxo

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soo weird.... posted : 11/11/09 at 07:32pm pst listening to:EWF

so....i was told today i "have unique tits." not that im offended...just curious as to how and if anyone agrees....it was random. i personally am not a fan and cant wait to get a boob job, whenever that may be.

 

on another note, i was going to post this yesterday but got caught up with school..THE MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED TO ME! so im tanning

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keep getting too distracted looking at tits posted : 11/07/09 at 08:28am pst listening to:matt costa

thought i had the documents downloaded to finally fucking submit my set BBUUUUT, now my computer is telling me that they are unable to be read...idfk...UGH! ok.....

my whorish feline has kept me up ALLL night. i give her by the end of the weekend before she has her kittens. PRIMARY EXAMPLE WHY I NEVER WANT A DAUGHTER! shes got me a fucking

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my turn to ask for some help.... posted : 10/27/09 at 07:21pm pst listening to:clocks ticking
So....in my attempts to download paranormal activity I managed to put a pretty good virus on my computer...sucky day! Can't do a lot of the shit I need to do on my phone so instead I snoop through boobs, read, write, drawn and wait to figure out the haps with my piece of shit pc. I'm trying to get my chest piece drawn up so I can at least get the ... read full entry >
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Name Laela-Jo Age 28 Occupation getting noOd Location Nebraska Hometown somewhere in nebraska Sign Aries About Me about me...lets see....I am the girliest, dorkiest. tomboy you'll know. I drive a big truck, I play in the dirt, I curse like a sailor, I drink coffee like its my last day, I play with toys, I love food, I'm scared of seashells, I shave twice a day, I'm obsessively clean, I watch cartoons, I hate chick flicks, I took spelling bee nationals in 4th grade, I have an obsession with mustard...I carry it in my purse...I eat a minimum of 3 snickers a day, I plan on working homicide and flipping houses for a hobby, I love too much, I hold grudges too long, I'm your best friend, did i mention coffee?? ^_^ I read constantly, I work till it hurts, I love my job, I collect antiques, I love legos, I love whiskey, my favorite word is medulla oblongata, gore makes me happy, I love to paint, my favorite color is brown, I'm obsessed with rhinoceroses, watching a man hand washing dishes is a crazy turn on, I masturbate obsessively, music gets me off, I'm not shy in the least; a little to open and blunt for most. If you ask, most likely I will tell. XOXOXO Why Im a GodsGirl HAVE YOU SEEN THESE GIRLS?!?!?!??!?!? Who wouldn't be proud to be a part of a group of such beautiful women?! It is a wonderful opportunity and I am hugely lucky to have people in my life that greatly support this and push for me to be the best porn star I can be :) I look forward to the opportunity to meet such eclectic people such as myself (after all, I am from Nebraska) and the chance to travel abroad...mmmmm and the bewbies ^_^ Superhero Power to fly......i have always wanted to be able to fly! to the point I dream about it regularly Sexual fantasy Well, I am a voier so I am constantly fantasizing about sex in public. I think my biggest sexual fantasy has got to be sex in the work place. It is so cliche but SOOOO hot. Weapon of Choice most definately nunchucks and a tire iron.......did i mention gore drives me mad ^_^ Hobbies masturbating, my truck, masturbating IN my truck, I love to paint, masturbating IN paint, I very much enjoy cooking, cooking nude...funny how all of these resort to nudity in some fashion Music I love all music!!! I own everything from Miles Davis to Supultra, Ace of Bace to Ani DeFranco. Music rules my life Movies Transformers, Let the Right One In, Loony Toons Greatest, 300, Dude Where's my Car, City of Lost Children, Trainspotting, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Harry Potter, Selena, Pan's Labyrinth, Elf, Dancer in the Dark, Nemo, Christmas Vacation, Unfaithful, Gr Books Franklin Cover-Up, Pure Murder, anything by Dean Koontz, Casebook of Forensic Detection, Beating the Devil's Game, Murder in the Heartland, R.L. Stein, SHEL SILVERSTEIN! Runny Babbit is my uubber favorite TV CARTOON NETWORK! Art Picaso, Dali, anything you look at and feel the hurt and emotion Food I LOVE FOOD!!!! you name it IM GONNA EAT IT Education Currently going to school to work Homicide Status In a Relationship Orientation Bi Ethnicity white white and white Birthday mar 23 Who I Idolize no one really.....I aspire to be the best ME I can....I don't wanna be like anyone else Goals Finish college, travel a bit, write a book, take a shower here shortly, be in bed by 10.....I dont really like to set goals...the disappointment of failure is too great. I live each day to the greatest of my ability and feel each day fullfilled.......wow Bedtime attire ZERO ZILCH NOTHING!!!! I absolutely despize sleeping in clothes Nerdy Secret Pleasure crotcheting.........its wrong but I love it so My Favorite GodsGirls Ursula and Wren!!! Ursula has the same taste in photography and beauty in nudity that I do and WREN? SHE Unicorn or Pegasus? UNICORNS BITCH if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? Well since I am a ninja and the greatest nunchuck master of all time I would......WHO THE CRAP IS PATRICK DUFFY???!?!?! My Website
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