Kyra

It's almost the best month of the year (In my opinion)!  Costumes, candy, debauchery, and for those who live in the states that are hott as hell, it starts cooling off. So I curious... What are you going to be for HALLOWEEN???

I am going to be a Zombie(as usual).

i know they are out there. people that love to work and love their jobs. me? not so much. i am not lazy, well maybe a little *smirk*, i just really dont like my job. i have a degree in couch warming but havent had luck on scoring that requires my degree. so... do you love your job and what do you do?

FOR ALL THE MEN OR WOMEN THAT DIDNT KNOW.... THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMANS NIPPLE IS BRAILLE FOR "SUCK HERE" :)

MY FAVORITE PLACE TO STICK MY FINGER IS IN MY BELLY BUTTON.  WEIRD BUT TRUE. NOW I WANNA HEAR ALL THE NAUGHTY PLACES YOU LIKE TO STICK YOURS.... GO!

HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE
1 Find a weapon.
Locating a proper weapon is the most important
task in defeating the undead. Zombies are
perhaps the most easily destroyed unholy
abominations of the earth, as they do not require
particularly special armaments as vampires and
warewolves1 do.
A shotgun or firearm is the overwhelmingly
best weapon for disposing of the undead,
especially for beginners, although blades, pointy
objects, and blunt objects are also very good
choices, and also more readily available in the
case of a sudden zombie outbreak.
❧ Despite various rumours, fire is not a good
weapon for destroying zombies. It is very true
that fire frightens zombies, so fire remains useful
for protection of a defensive site and it is also
useful for repelling large groups of zombies from
a distance, but when battling a single zombie,
setting fire to it will only make the zombie more
dangerous as it will flail its flaming appendages
until it dies, which can take up to a full minute.
1 – e.g. wooden stakes and silver bullets.
Top 5 Weapons for Battling Zombies
Choosing a weapon for disposing of the walking dead depends
on several important attributes:
A. Stopping Power How much time and effort it takes the slayer to re-kill a
zombie.
B. Ease of Use How much the effectiveness of a weapon depends on the
user’s skill.
C. Range/Reach How far away the user can be from the target (to help
prevent bites and scratches).
D. Consumables Whether or not the weapon is limited by need of
ammunition or fuel.
A B C D Score
1. Shotgun 10 8 10 -5 23
The shotgun (or any other firearm) can quickly and easily dispatch a zombie
from a great distance. The need for ammunition is a pain.
2. Machéte 7 10 2 0 19
The machéte and other bladed weapons are great for hacking apart zombies.
3. Chainsaw 10 10 3 -5 18
A great choice for destroying zombies because of its reach and power, but
limited by the need for gasoline.
4. Baseball Bat 5 9 3 0 17
The classic bludgeon; easy to use but very dependent on the user.
5. Crowbar/Tire Iron 6 7 2 0 15
Effective when used to impale through a zombie’s eyes or ears.
Successfully killing a zombie is a complicated and dangerous undertaking
which requires immeasurable courage and copious attention to detail. Every
step is important and subtle nuances make the activity more of an art than a
survival skill. What sets zombies apart from other undead minions is the
complete destruction of the corpse required to prevent their re-animation.
2 Taunt your undead opponent.
Taunting the zombie serves two purposes. It is reasonable to
assume that the average person, when faced with the daunting
task of exterminating the undead, will have a considerable
amount of fear. This is unavoidable. Taunting boosts the
confidence of the zombie render by installing a false sense of
security in their inadequate combat abilities. This newfound
confidence can help increase adrenaline flow and therefore
strength. It is similar to yelling at a cockroach as you kill it.
Taunting also provokes the zombie to make the first move,
which is necessary when your combat skills are not above
average, especially with a short range weapon. By nature humans
do much better in a defensive situation, this combined with the
below average combat skills of a zombie2 means that your rate of
survival is much higher when defending against a zombie.
3 Attack.
Attacking the zombie involves one target: destroy the brain. If you destroy the brain, you
defeat the zombie. Simply removing limbs or knocking the zombie out will not re-kill it.
The way which you go about attacking a zombie depends upon what kind of weapon you are using, your skill
level and also the number of zombies present. Consult the following chart.
4 Dismember and burn.
The most important step. After killing the brain, it is always best to burn the corpse of
the zombie in order to ensure that it will not walk again and therefore render your efforts
futile. Zombies generally burn easily, but a can of gasoline or kerosine will come in
handy. At the very least anyone preparing to destroy zombies should carry matches.
taunt (tônt)
tr.v. taunt·ed, taunt·ing, taunts
1. To reproach in a mocking, insulting, or
contemptuous manner. See Synonyms at
ridicule.
2. To drive or incite (a person4) by taunting.
2 – Zombies generally flail their arms and attempt to “hug” their victims just before they bite and
scratch them.
5 – High Skill implies proficiency in the martial arts, boxing, kickboxing, gunplay, knife-fighting, or other areas of self-defense.
Women should keep in mind that kicking a male zombie in the testicles will not cause it discomfort.
Popular Taunts3
“Yo, she-bitch. Let’s Go.”
“Who wants some?”
“Come to papa.”
“Come get some.”
Firearm Blade
Blunt
Object
Pointy
Object
Single Zombie
Firearm Blade
Blunt
Object
Pointy
Object
Multiple Zombies
Low Skill
Firearm Blade
Blunt
Object
Pointy
Object
Single Zombie
Firearm Blade
Blunt
Object
Pointy
Object
Multiple Zombies
High Skill5
Shoot zombie(s) quickly,
keeping in mind that more
than one shot may be required.
Bash zombie(s) in
head repeatedly until
they stop moving.
Stab zombie(s) through eye
sockets, ears, or temples
until they stop moving.
Run. Decapitation
recommended.
3 – As quoted by Bruce Campbell’s character Ash in Sam Raimi’s
Army of Darkness.
4 – Or Zombies