I have a friend with the SHITTIEST fucking boyfriend in the whole fucking world.  Dude is a fucking bum and has worked a few days here and there for a grand total of perhaps 1 month out of the last 9 they've been together.  How does he live you ask if he doesn't work?  My friend... my friend makes very good money and he lives with her rent free, doesn't pay bills, doesn't buy food and DOESN'T EVEN FUCK HER!  She pays for it all, buys groceries and she buys all his booze since not only is he a bum... but an alcoholic bum.  He's such an alcoholic he has erection problems (whiskey dick 24/7) and can't get it up.   She feels bad for him and believes she's actually in love with this prick.  Not only is he a piece of shit who doesn't bathe, has an eating phobia and cannot eat food even infront of his g/f, and is the biggest fucking redneck hick you can imagine who lives in the same pair of pants and 3 different shirts he owns which he doesn't wash... he's a fucking dick to my friend.  Last time he came out for drinks with us he grabbed food off of my plate and smeared chicken wings all over my friends face with one hand and shoved nachos from my boyfriends plate down her bra.  It was disgusting and humiliating for everyone at the table and especially my friend.  What's worse is that she simply wiped the sauce off her face/neck, pulled nacho's out of her bra, and put a hoodie on to hide the chicken grease on her shirt and gave a little embarassed smile about what happened. 

Yesterday I called her out on all the times she's ditched me/blown me off for this piece of shit, and pointed out that she's lost pretty much every friend she has because of this relationship with him.  She doesn't see it either because she's too dumb or too ignorant to, and instead of apologizing for the billionth time she's left me hanging (sometimes leaving me with a fronted ticket she didn't pay for) went running to her b/f about how mean I am.  Fuck her and fuck him!  Apparently to her friends are a dime a dozen but boys like him are once in a lifetime.  They deserve each other.  End rant.