the wonderful thing about tiggers is i'm the only one 07/13/08 10:27 am pst
Listening to:
things i remember from last night completely out of order:
- putting a cigarette out in the palm of my hand
- spitting in some girl's hair
- ... and then on a bunch of other chicks' handbags
- having some chick tell me i had camel toe. my ladylike response? "yeah well, sometimes my vagina just eats things:"
- giggle-snorting for like fifteen minutes on some warehouse floor
- getting hit in the head by a flying skateboard
- sending gnarly text messages hypothesizing about the functional purpose of emotions like love
- cracking my knuckles in some girl's face when she said i looked like a boy
- continually calling some girl "vienna s." because she looked like a little vienna sausage in the dress she somehow crammed herself into. i don't think she got the joke.
- bonding with my mother at 4am, wasted. well i was wasted, she was just half-asleep.
- having a very blatant discussion about anal sex with a very old friend
- playing "guess how big i've stretched my piercing!" with my friend shane
- only spending like $12 on booze. i think. actually i need to find my receipt.... (correction: $17 after tip)
- smoking a parliament. gross. :P
now i am hungover (possibly still drunk) and i can't remember the rest of my evening.
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