Julene: [link to a particular thread involving nudes in our forums]
Julene: want!
Jenna: why do you like straight edge hardcore kids who all look like they live in the OC?
Julene: because i want to fuck the shit out of them
Jenna: i know but why?!?! its so weird. you have a scene kid fetish
Jenna: you're a scene kid fucker
Julene: NO!
Jenna: you should have worked at hot topic you would have been in heaven
Julene: ... we are not frenz right now
Julene: i just like dudes that look like i can break them, because then they work really hard to break me
Jenna: WE ARE BFFSZ.
Julene: LOOK I JUST WANT TO FUCK SXE DUDES ALL DAY
Julene: because when you say "sxe" it sounds like "sexy"
Jenna: LOL im telling you... just work at hot topic, they come in constantly
Julene: c'mon a tattooed hand wrapped around a penis is so fucking hot
Julene: but i hate when they have girl hair
Jenna: they're like HAI IM SXE AND I HATE THIS STORE. then they buy like 500 things.
Julene: they're always so skinny too. like, please let me play a tune on your ribcage while i ride your dick

[extended pause]

Julene: i am going to hell, aren't i?
Jenna: HAI WHERE R UR STRECH JEANZ.
Julene:  look it's not like straight edge boys ever actually hook up with me
Julene: it's the fact i drink whiskey
Julene: and wine
Julene: and smoke weed
Julene: and cigarettes when i feel like it

Jenna: this is my real boyfriend.
[insert photo of marilyn manson]
Jenna: his name is marilyn.
Julene: ...you are such a token goth.
Jenna: he snorts cocaine off my butthole and then when my butthole gets numb he puts his penis in it.

[another extended pause]

Julene: you are insane
Julene: goth dudes always look like they'd be bad lays. goth chicks are fucking insane in the sack.
Julene: my goth ex-gf was epic. the raver was even better. that's the one you look like. but she was certifiably nuts.
Jenna: oh mans ravers
Julene: dude, [name removed] was the best chick-lay i've ever had
Jenna: the goth chick or the raver?
Julene: the raver. too bad she fucked every male friend i had while we were dating.
Jenna: that's because shes crazy
Julene: i'm just glad all she gave me was candy bracelets instead of things that require acronyms, nahwattimean?



I can't tell what bothers me more out of lunchtime conversations like this: the fact that I am obsessed with edge dudes who apparently look like they live in OC (whatever that means), the fact that I was so crass, or the fact that I admitted to fucking a girl that wore candy bracelets. Or the fact that I sincerely think Jenna resembles her... with more black eyeshadow, pink hair instead of blue, and not from South America. Whatever. *shakes head*