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crazy
posted : 01/06/07 at 01:33am pst
listening to:man vs. wild
dude. i need some hot lovin...not hot lovin, i just want to touch a penis. and not just any penis, but the one attached to my man would be nice.
i really need a conch shell in times like these. the penis conch is what it'll be. specifically designed so that only your mate can hear it. he could be enjoying some lunch and far off in the distance he'll hear a firm toot and he knows, oh he knows, that some penis action is waiting to happen.
it could be because i'm wrapped up in the softest blanket i've ever felt or the fact that i have a monthly visitor, but i feel like neil patrick harris in harold and kumar. not as extreme tho. and replace 'fur burgers' with 'penis'
OKAY
so there's a wii at the apartment now. it is so fucking rad i cannot even begin. it is insane the type of technology people can come up with, especially with video game consoles. (total buzz kill from the penis talk, i know). it's like a little nintendo wii utopia and it even sounds like it too. it is so rad, i can't even explain it.
man vs. wild is the GNARLIEST show i have ever seen. i'm watching him piss onto his own shirt so he can wrap it around his head and neck to keep him cool as he tries to find his way through this desert in utah. another time, he needed water in the african wild so he found a lump of elephant shit. yes, elephant shit. cracked it open and drank the water that came out of it. he drank shit water.
aaaand i can forget about that penis conch. after rereading everything i just wrote, i've turned myself off.
fucking great.
i really need a conch shell in times like these. the penis conch is what it'll be. specifically designed so that only your mate can hear it. he could be enjoying some lunch and far off in the distance he'll hear a firm toot and he knows, oh he knows, that some penis action is waiting to happen.
it could be because i'm wrapped up in the softest blanket i've ever felt or the fact that i have a monthly visitor, but i feel like neil patrick harris in harold and kumar. not as extreme tho. and replace 'fur burgers' with 'penis'
OKAY
so there's a wii at the apartment now. it is so fucking rad i cannot even begin. it is insane the type of technology people can come up with, especially with video game consoles. (total buzz kill from the penis talk, i know). it's like a little nintendo wii utopia and it even sounds like it too. it is so rad, i can't even explain it.
man vs. wild is the GNARLIEST show i have ever seen. i'm watching him piss onto his own shirt so he can wrap it around his head and neck to keep him cool as he tries to find his way through this desert in utah. another time, he needed water in the african wild so he found a lump of elephant shit. yes, elephant shit. cracked it open and drank the water that came out of it. he drank shit water.
aaaand i can forget about that penis conch. after rereading everything i just wrote, i've turned myself off.
fucking great.
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I heard your summons in the conch.
I love your kind of technology.