Harlow's journals

I havent written a journal in SO long! Ive been doing a million things and stuff has been a bit weird too. There has been some change. I cant tell if its good or bad but it definately threw me off course for a while.

I have a few exciting things going on/coming up for me at the moment and soon. I dont want to talk about them all right now but one of them is a couple of shoots I have coming up which I am excited about . Non GG related but still exciting nontheless. I have been living alone for a while. I quite like it. Tomorrow will involve a mani and pedi, maybe baby pink or white nail polish. Maybe some shopping. I feel like doing a huge shop soon, theres so much stuff I want to get, so many tattoos I want. Where to start?! Things with money have changed slightly so I feel as though I am a bit more free to spend big for a while.

I am waiting for my friend to come pick me up and we are going over to another friends place for chinese DINNER! I'm bringing the champagne.

Au Revoir xo

 

 

So last night, Annaliese completed my life when she informed me that we would be moving into this castle. We are kind of already dating so I think this is going to be our new love nest. Andrew can come too but he was to wear fairy wings. Annaliese is going to wear rollerskates and I'm going to wear a helmet. I have also included pictures of what we are going to furnish our castle with.We are probably moving in really soon fyi.

THE GRAND ENTRANCE

This is where Annaliese makes me calamari.

Only the most amazing bedroom ever.

Now I bet you are all wondering, "Yes, the castle is amazing but what are you going to put in it?" Well apparently we have "interesting" taste, so here are some things we are going to furnish our love nest with.

A taxidermied Albino Peacock:

Some framed X-Rays of broken human bones around the living room area:

Some furniture like this:

Some Woolly Mammoth Hair

Some new kitchen tiles:

A taxidermied White Canadian Lynx:

An alligator head:

And we are going to make some rooms look like this:

And there you have it. Our magic castle.

x

So my dream finally came true yesterday when Annaliese and I made a profile of the gender questionable model "Glitter".

I guess no one found it funny except for us and Jenna (shout outs for helping with it).

Didn't anyone notice that her favorite film was Transamerica and her favorite foods were "cucumbers, bananas,sausages" and other things to that effect?

Well we certainly had fun.

BYE MAMI'S! *KIZZES MWUAH!!!!*

its about time we told the truth

So lately I have been lurking in the shadows a bit on the site but I have been making a concious effort to comment sets and members/models journals too. I have been working my ass off for the last couple of weeks so I will be rolling in the money and back over to my one true loves Annaliese and Julene very soon.

Today I had the day off so my friend Alice came over and rolled around in my bed. Alice and I have a pretty amazing friendship. We are so gay for each other that we even have matching tattoos. If you ever meet Alice make sure you ask her if she likes the Rolling Stones, incase the the giant tattoo of the tongue logo on her arm that says "THE ROLLING STONES " around it in giant font isnt enough of a give away. She really likes it when people ask her that.

I promised a step by step guide about how to peel prawns but the pictures are kind of gross so I will just post a couple here:

and here:

Between working my fat ghetto ass off I have also been finding the time to get completely drunk (of course) with my amazing friends and act like a dick to people. Not that I dont do that anyway but whatever. Apparently this is what happens to me after i drink about half a bottle of straight vodka and put Lil Wayne on really loud:

The tranny eyelashes I was wearing later shielded my eyes when someone I got in a fight with threw a bottle cap at them.

Also since I have been back in Australia I started seeing this new guy. He's really cute and he lets me brush his hair. Annaliese is the only one that knows about him. I feel kind of weird posting a picture but whatever. He knows he's hot so its ok.

Tonight I also added an FAQ blog on myspace because I get asked the same questions about a million times a day and its really annoying. Go have a look and feel free to ask anything that you want to know THAT I HAVENT ALREADY ANSWERED!

Tomorrow Alice is coming over bright and early to bleach my hair so it will be precious and snow white. Then we are going to make cupcakes because its Eloise's birthday and we are getting totally hammered again. I am pretty good at that. What the hell is the deal with cupcakes anyway. They arent even that good. In fact they kind of suck. I think I hate them.

I also wanted to say that I am super proud of my new set and that Sarah is a complete babe and I miss her immensely.

Now I am off to my clean white sheets. Goodnight x

Because instead of going out on a saturday night we buy a kilo of prawns and peel them by hand. Then sit around like a bunch of fatties and eat them all.Pictures and a step by step guide coming soon.

Clean white sheets.

Hot Milo.

Nip/Tuck.

So after over a month of traveling I am back in shitty Melbourne weather wanting to kill myself. Its kind of good to be back home and have constant access to a computer/internet so that now i can catch up with everything thats been going on here. I cant begin to describe the awesomeness that was my vacation, Annaliese is possibly the best person I have met in my life, she took great care of me and took me to some of the coolest places, many hours were spent laying around in her bed with no pants on. I cant thank her and Andrew enough for their hospitality, ANNALIESE I MISS YOU. Julene and I became really good friends and went on secret dinner dates to the Cheesecake Factory for chats. Farhaad took me to probably the most American place ever, Roscoe's, for chicken and waffles. It was an amazing experience at the time but then my stomach  felt like it wanted eat itself or something. I cant wait till I see him again. I am proud to say that I can probably make my way to anywhere in Los Angeles after catching a million trains and buses every other day on my own. After the first time I actually really enjoyed doing that. Jet lag is a whore, I am still completely on LA time, i havent even changed the clock on my phone back yet, its 5:30am and ive been up for hours eating left overs because I slept through dinner and woke up all confused. I am so excited to be going back soon, after my 7th time in LA I figured i should do something about it instead of going back and forward all the time.

Here are some photos from my time in LA but they really dont do it justice:

Here is Annaliese and I a little bit upset after a mishap at the Rose Bowl:

Quietest Dog Ever

The magical East LA <3

Getting tattooed by Corey Miller, Shout outs to Annaliese for driving me a million miles to get that fucker done.

I couldnt resist. Could you?

My favorite <3

We ate the healthiest food EVARR at Casa Vega in Sherman Oaks

Acting like hookers at Medusa in Hollywood

Actually maybe this one is my favorite

Can you tell how much I love LA?

Getting some more work done by Marina at the convention

All of us and Marina at the Gallery After Party

Charity giving me a piggy back ride haha

My prom date:

Booth Love

<3

Until Next Time. xo

so, everyone keeps asking me about the scary movie that i went to see the other night. it was VERY SCARY, I was so frightened that i had to sit next to Tomas and grab onto his arm for most of the movie. Then when we were walking back to the car I made sure we checked the back seat incase 3 grown adults with masks on were hiding in there and we didnt notice until we were halfway home or something. On the way back Andrew and Tomas and Annaliese made really funny jokes about the movie, then i wasnt so scared anymore, I would repeat them but then they wont be as funny.

NIX is next week, I cant believe how quickly its come, I'm leaving here so soon! It seems like I only arrived yesterday and now its almost over, this makes me extremely sad. I am excited to stay in a nice hotel though and meet everyone, I have a feeling this is going to be an extremely messy weekend.

Today I layed around on the couch while Annaliese did work and annoyed her a bit and then we went to pick up Carlos from the Vet. He flopped in my arms the whole way home, I think  hes a little more awake now though. Also my new set went up that Matthew shot of Fox and I, I'm really happy with it, go check out the amazing comments Annaliese left on there while she was laughing hysterically.

Stiletto and I have been having serious chats today and she and I have decided that shes going to come to Los Angeles to do crack with me. HOLLA.

I might go out tonight but im not sure, Im going to shower and put makeup on anyway becuase then i really think im going somewhere. Do you ever do that?

Bye. Harlow xo

Tonight Annaliese and I are going to see that movie "The Strangers" in the valley. I am excited and scared and I really need to shower. I think her friend Tomas is going to come too. BERRISKYE GET OUT OF THE SHOWERRRR!! ANNALIESE GET OUT OF THE SHOWERRR!!!