Grey's journals

Its too hot. Maybe its time to get internet naked so I can afford an air conditioner.
I have been spending a lot of money running away from my problems and creating new ones and for some reason drinking lots of wine can sometimes result in a boy or two being in my bed. (yes....or two..muuuhahahahhahahahah). Whats the most recent thing.....OH YES....the wine resulted in yet another skateboarder infiltrating my bed and he fucking STABBED my vagina with his finger nail because his AIM is fucking bad when he wants to what??? FINGER BANG WITH A VENGENCE??? So I couldnt fucking go swimming or anything for the past week because my shit is RUINED!!!....and he wasnt even cute. Im on a downward spiral.  I would very much like to be my old mans lady so I don thave to go through all this fucking shit just to get off.

Speaking of ladys my NEW wife....(since Wren has fucking LEFT ME!!!) Renne sent me preseents in the mail....AMAzing presents...one of which was this picture of my former lover the VIKING known by some of you...and his fucked up hideous face....

sucks for you....

I worked pretty hard on this. Come if you want or if youre in LA. Buy things. Pretty things...all kinds of things.

dont ask me to prove things.
because like a self defending lawyer not only do i always get myself off, I always always have hard evidence.

hahaha

I just made myself cum 13 times....hooo raa!!

The Initials M.I.A. have appeared consecutively in two of THREE journals posted by  Mandy Murders.

Coincidence???

Today I had a weird thought whilst making some of the most delicious fluffiest scrambled eggs with f'acon and fresh squeezed orange juice from the sweetest and juiciest organic oranges in the nude. I thought maybe one day wouldnt it be nice to share that with someone else....

i usually squash thoughts of boyfriend wanting with thoughts of random hot hate sex with strangers but i maybe will ride this one out.

last night i went to some parties downtown. Theres this guy that has parties at his house and he has a huge skate ramp.
and i ran into my crush from middle school! HAH! the first guy to ever put his mouth on my boob.
the first of many.

it was cute!

he looked hot.

Apologies. I was so busy being fucking mad at you guys for not commenting my journals that I forgot to includ certain details about my weekend, like when I got thrown out of LAX on my ass for suspicion of ass kicking. I didnt actually hit her i just got in her face to talk some shit if the situation required shit talk. So I went to hyde etc etc came on face etc etc.
This dudes code name is Mr Pussy.
whatever.
Monday night I go back to hyde and theres viking Last I heard from viking he was about to pass out on the freezing streets of Las Vegas and die "bon scott" style then he stopped answering his phone. So im like okay....hes dead.
but he was at hyde! looking alive wearing a womens blouse and having bouncy and vibrant hair and a tattoo of a bat on his face.

I want to know why some of my journals aren't getting commented. I put my own vagina and sobriety on the line every weekend for you people and this is how you repay meee mutha fuckas! I mean I would rather be at home not getting drunk, not lurking chad muska, not touching janet janet jackson against her will and not cumming on peoples faces but I do it all for you!!! Yes! Its a lot of work I need to know that my efforts are appreciated

but cumming really hard on someones face is a spiritual breakthrough that you cant deny.

Now i now why guys like it so much.

I feel powerfullll...


i went to hyde this week.

the funnest people in the world go there.

Do it. I am a lot of fun.
greygodsgirls