Grey

Its too hot. Maybe its time to get internet naked so I can afford an air conditioner.
I have been spending a lot of money running away from my problems and creating new ones and for some reason drinking lots of wine can sometimes result in a boy or two being in my bed. (yes....or two..muuuhahahahhahahahah). Whats the most recent thing.....OH YES....the wine resulted in yet another skateboarder infiltrating my bed and he fucking STABBED my vagina with his finger nail because his AIM is fucking bad when he wants to what??? FINGER BANG WITH A VENGENCE??? So I couldnt fucking go swimming or anything for the past week because my shit is RUINED!!!....and he wasnt even cute. Im on a downward spiral.  I would very much like to be my old mans lady so I don thave to go through all this fucking shit just to get off.

Speaking of ladys my NEW wife....(since Wren has fucking LEFT ME!!!) Renne sent me preseents in the mail....AMAzing presents...one of which was this picture of my former lover the VIKING known by some of you...and his fucked up hideous face....

sucks for you....

I worked pretty hard on this. Come if you want or if youre in LA. Buy things. Pretty things...all kinds of things.