so... the actual story behind this outfit is...
i went downtown to the garment district and bought a giant bag of black zippers. when we were at the shoot, i thought i'd take advantage of pia's amazing ability to create an ouchfit out of nothing. i handed her the zippers and a box of safety pins, and... VOILA!! pia's a goddamn genius, and no one would look better in a non-outfit than geisha!