*photo*

Apparently you shouldnt try to cook anything when you're even a little intoxicated.

It's 4:10am.
I turned on the stove, to preheat,  so i could bake some onion rings.

I was downstairs playing jenga with one of my roomates and his friend Eric.

They went up to smoke, and my roommate Seann (user: BigDirty), came down, scraggle haird and shirtless, came down, inquiring if i was cooking something. I was like, "yeah i was about to put onion rings in the oven, did the old food smell stink up the house?"
NO. Apparently I DIDNT turn on the stove, I turned on one of the burners. One that someone had left a pan with a spatula in.

It melted. gasious fumes woke up the entire house.
I...am an asshole.
What do you DO in this situation.
"Gabrielle, you almost burnt down the house, and if not that, you couldve poisoned us all..."

What do you DO/SAY in that situation?
(Other than profusely apologize)

Me+Jenga=potential roommate death